If we acted our shoe size, not our age...

BigMonka

Sporky said:

...would the world be better or worse?

Working on a UK sizes basis.

Discuss.

Interesting side question: in Europe so they have the opposite saying to the UK, and tell kids that they should act their shoe size not their age?
My mind is blown.

bbill335

A dullard teacher used to say this to us when the class was being rowdy. Thing is, a mate I had back then had massive feet, so he'd remind her that both numbers were 12.

stickyfiddle

I'd be better at computer games and less good at talking to people, and significantly less good at maths. And my wife, aged 4-and-a-half would want to eat all the pavlova (although that's probably still true)

Maynehead

We will become extinct.

Mainly because girls are yucky and annoying and should be kept as far away as possible.

RandallFlagg

Good job it's not willy size. For you lot anyway.

Maynehead

RandallFlagg said:

Good job it's not willy size. For you lot anyway.

My age is precisely my willy size...

In mm.

TheBlueWolf

RandallFlagg said:

Good job it's not willy size. For you lot anyway.

You promised not to tell the rest of the forum how well hung I am.......

Sporky

Maynehead said:

RandallFlagg said:

Good job it's not willy size. For you lot anyway.

My age is precisely my willy size...

In mm.

Blimey.

You look really rough for 16.

Hootsmon

Mmmm My Hugh size is just right....ducky

57Deluxe

you can do a lot of damage with a 44

daveww

My son would be older than which would be a nice change.

rlw

I think I would be more sexually active so the world would be a better place for me at least.

Sambostar

Whether I'm looking at the Eu or the UK size I'd still probably end up with a penis that didn't work 100%.

ICBM

7 or 41. Either would probably be an improvement...