Any idea where to sell a Lord of the Rings replica sword?! HA! EDIT: Now with pics!

kaypeejay

I don't think anyone is taking this thread seriously!

FX_Munkee

beed84 said:

Sporky said:

colourofsound said:

It is a licensed replica by United Cutlery. 

I like the understatement implied by calling such an item "cutlery".

What else are you supposed to eat a goblin's head with? Which makes me think, did Aragorn have a matching fork nobody, not even Tolkien, knows about?

I suspect if you checked in @CabbageCat 's allotment shed....

axisus

I'd keep quiet if I were you. Some beardy bloke and an eleven bint turned up on horseback at the pub last night looking for a missing sword.

colourofsound

At least it wasn't those four underage children sporting that ring. Couldn't believe they got served

Bidley

That's cool as fuck.

VimFuego

kaypeejay said:

I don't think anyone is taking this thread seriously!

there is nothing more serious than actual reproductions of mythical weapons.

snakemanStoo

colourofsound said:

@snakemanStoo Oooooohhhh nice. Which site was that?

http://www.blades-uk.com/view_items.php?cat_id=10

ICBM

That looks quite handy for Glasgow on a Friday night.

Strangefan

I have read all this and still no bloody pics!? 

snakemanStoo

http://www.blades-uk.com/images/products/anduril_S.jpg

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/d/dd/100_beautiful_arwen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110313201140

http://combiboilersleeds.com/images/chips/chips-2.jpg

colourofsound

Strangefan said:

I have read all this and still no bloody pics!? 

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6KkRbq-b6BiLUlELVZyUVFGYm8

RandallFlagg

Throw it into a lake or jam it into a stone.

RandallFlagg

Or add a cigar box, some tuning pegs, 3 banjo strings and a pickup and you're instantly 'Seasick Colourofsound' 

Foster

RandallFlagg said:

Or add a cigar box, some tuning pegs, 3 banjo strings and a pickup and you're instantly 'Seasick Colourofsound' 

Wouldn't work, swords bend.

themeinside

#nerdalert I can't see any runes on the blade... that makes this Narsil rather than Anduril

colourofsound

themeinside said:

#nerdalert I can't see any runes on the blade... that makes this Narsil rather than Anduril

I think there are runes; just not come up in the pictures. I'll confirm though to ensure you have an accurate hero's journey