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Not a patch on the one I wrote for a work colleague last week
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're fucking ugly
The end.
For some reason they didn't like it
It might just please your lady, maybe
If next time you also try some gravy
On your flat pack meal of dreams.
The DIY clearly had him stumped
That's why he wants to take a dump
On your flat pack meal of dreams
:-)
Line two; seven syllables
Yep, it's a haiku
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you
If it has no seasonal
Reference therein
google
Haiku
An all too frequent story
How is it that this hell on earth
Is Stockholm's crowning glory?
I now buy home goods ready made
I feel just like a winner
Last time the table leg collapsed
And I lost half my dinner
It really is a horrid place
A warehouse filled with tat
They do a tidy meatball though,
Alas, I'll give them that.
Who wrote Limericks that stopped at line three
He said with a grin
Whose limericks never did scan
He said "I start well,
but never can tell
how to finish the last line without going over the correct number of syllables"
To convey one's mood
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic
(c) John Cooper Clarke :-)
oil me, nail me, screw me fast, easy and quick
with such precision you'll find everything fits with just one click
but the anticipated climax of completion is dashed
a screw is missing - oh why did you buy me from Ikea and waste all that cash
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
With jizz in her hair,
Everyone heard her screams,
Over her flat pack meal of dreams.
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