Man who took airline to court...

octatonic

... has lost his case.

Bridgehouse

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

Reverend

I hope you forget to check that joke in early and Ryanair charged you £40 to post it. 

Bridgehouse

Bridgehouse said:

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

(You need to imagine Jack Dee saying that btw)

Ravenous

If Man was meant to fly, he'd have been given more powerful drugs!

Bridgehouse

Ravenous said:

If Man was meant to fly, he'd have been given more powerful drugs!

Did you not get the memo about the tps reports then?

Reverend

Bridgehouse said:

Bridgehouse said:

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

(You need to imagine Jack Dee saying that btw)

I think you mean Humph

Fretwired

Reverend said:

I hope you forget to check that joke in early and Ryanair charged you £40 to post it. 

Now that's funny ... :-)

Bridgehouse

Reverend said:

Bridgehouse said:

Bridgehouse said:

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

(You need to imagine Jack Dee saying that btw)

I think you mean Humph

I was trying to cater for the younger Radio 4 listener

Fretwired

A man fell ill waiting for his plane to be called - luckily a doctor was at hand.

"Is it bad doctor" asked the man.

"Yes .. you have a terminal illness" said the doctor

Ravenous

Reverend said:

Bridgehouse said:

Bridgehouse said:

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

(You need to imagine Jack Dee saying that btw)

I think you mean Humph

Yeah I was thinking about Humph too. He'd be thrusting into the cock pit, getting the gear up, and actuating the flaps relentlessly by now...

Bridgehouse

Ravenous said:

Reverend said:

Bridgehouse said:

Bridgehouse said:

And so, as the jumbo jet of inane reality takes off for the inevitable mid Atlantic plastic in flight meal of inevitability so the baggage carousel of bad jokes and puns begins its lazy crawl round to misery.

(You need to imagine Jack Dee saying that btw)

I think you mean Humph

Yeah I was thinking about Humph too. He'd be thrusting into the cock pit, getting the gear up, and actuating the flaps relentlessly by now...

Presumably Samantha would be clinging on to his yoke whilst he fiddled with the flaps and she kept an eye on his air speed indicator...

Reverend

I'm disgusted by this smut, and I'm not the only one.

I've had a letter from a Ms Trellis of North Wales...

Bridgehouse

Reverend said:

I'm disgusted by this smut, and I'm not the only one.

I've had a letter from a Ms Trellis of North Wales...

You'll have had your tea then?

equalsql

Fretwired said:

A man fell ill waiting for his plane to be called - luckily a doctor was at hand.

"Is it bad doctor" asked the man.

"Yes .. you have a terminal illness" said the doctor

Yep we definitely need a groan flag for such awful jokes

Nitefly

Reverend said:

I'm disgusted by this smut, and I'm not the only one.

I've had a letter from a Ms Trellis of North Wales...

"A letter has flooded in from..."

Bridgehouse

Nitefly said:

Reverend said:

I'm disgusted by this smut, and I'm not the only one.

I've had a letter from a Ms Trellis of North Wales...

"A letter has flooded in from..."

"..Mornington Crescent"?

professorben

Ok ok. But which direction is the treadmill going in? 

HAL9000

A Scandinavian aircrew has gone missing.

Apparently they simply vanished into Finnair.