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The lads at work have this on the desk and we read a few out at randon every morning, truly hilarious, a must read book:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51nI5wRtBAL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
"Johnny No Stars" and "Skeggy Donkey" are a couple of selected favourites
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We used to have a dog eared copy of the mini profanisaurus at work, one of the funniest things I have ever read!!
Essential reading for guests
Although I do love 'Scousers Laptop' (a pizza).
Thanks for the heads up on this.
Being a fan of VIZ I picked up a copy of this book off ebay last week, As I spend hours in hospital/clinic/doctors waiting rooms every week with my elderly parents I thought this would be the perfect waiting room reading material.
I got a thumbs up from a chap this morning in Bolton General eye dept waiting room whilst waiting on dad (injection in the eyeball) who shouted My sons got this at home, it's bloody daft lol.
http://i.imgur.com/raJ7aC1.jpg
Inside:
http://i.imgur.com/rQcIhjl.jpg
I love it....
Due to the resounding response, Viz ran a feature in the following copy with a map of the UK showing which areas of the country shit the most.
My friend who wrote the original letter lost the copies years back. It's his 40th this year so we wanted to get him something special. Another friend wrote to Viz and asked how he could get hold of the two back issues. He managed to find the letter and subsequent survey were on the website but they weren't dated.
The lovely people at Viz sent two pristine copies at their own cost. They also included a card for my mate James, with some hand drawn cartoons of Roger Mellie and the Fat Slags, wishing him happy birthday.
A nice gesture I'm sure you'll agree.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
http://www.profanisaurusapp.com/iphone.html
Theresa - n. An unmitigated, total and utter misjudgement leading to a disaster of clusterfuck proportions.
I remember this one time when I was out and about on the campaign trail with Gove, and we saw this homeless guy outside Poundland in Bromsgrove. Govey decided it was a good idea to whip his pobber out and piss all over the pleb - unfortunately there was a sudden gust of wind which blew his pissy stream back all over his trousers.
"Christ, Govey," I said, fighting back the sniggers, "You've made a right fucking Theresa there..."
My Posh Memoirs, Lord Archibald Fitzroy Blenkinsop Wankchampion, former MP of Greater Surrey
A touching and lovely story, warms the heart in this 'drab and colourless world' (oblique lyric reference from 1979...answers on a postcard)
I was brought up on Profanisaurus, and see it as my default humour.
LOLOL Love it, The hardback version looks even better.
Correct. 10 points to you @RocknRollDave