I've been offered 7.5million and a 17 year old orphan boy.

Gagaryn

You got photos?

beed84

Do the deal, ask where this gold mine is, and send the kid there to do some hard graft like his papa did. 

"I know this isn't what you were expecting. But life is hard, kidda, and this is your first lesson as an adult. Now go on, make you're dad proud (while I go spend his cash like a rock star)."

Gulliver

RandallFlagg said:

Have the boy washed and brought to my quarters.

On second thoughts, don't have him washed...