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Would you accept £250 when I get paid a week on Friday?
a heated kidney shaped pool?
a microwave oven?
a Dyna-Gym? (I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home)
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum?
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi?
real simulated Indian jewelry?
a Gucci shoetree?
a year's supply of antibiotics?
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number?
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick?
Rosemary's baby?
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams?
a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped?
a Winnebago? (Hell, a herd of Winnebagos we're giving 'em away)
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
a Las Vegas wedding?
a Mexican divorce?
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot?
...or a baby's arm holding an apple?
PM me any sound clips if you don't want to post your finger noodling on a public forum thanks man
My music:- https://soundcloud.com/hubobulous