Road Worn, if the road was a Sharpie

mikeyrob73

Oh dear 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/fender-stratocaster-mim-roadworn-2002-model/1257467694?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

PonchoGreg

'kin hell.

I made the mistake of setting up  a "fender Road worn" search on eBay a few weeks ago. The amount of shite I got through in that daily email was staggering.

Sassafras

A cautionary tale on the perils of relicing while completely paralytic.

octatonic

LOL.
What a fucking idiot.

Brize

Truly hideous - what a twat.

DaiCapp

What's the issue - all it needs is a new neck and new body and it'll be right as rain 

57Deluxe

what fcucking roads does he traverse then?

WezV

Fresh tarmac?

prowla

More like road-wrecked!

Philtre

"The Roadworn affect [sic] has been added by myself"

and

"I'll be sad to see this go"

Right.

thermionic

Well, it made me sad to see it.

midlifecrisis

road kill

Kuroblack

I know I'm overthinking this, but why would you wear really odd selections like that, the shapes make no sense...

nickb_boy

I knew John Cruz must be over here for something other than a special appearance at Peach guitars.  He's obviously heard of this talent and wants this lad signing up for the custom shop.

usedtobe

Omg.. that is just over a mile from my current residence, and just round the corner from my previous home! 

lustycourtier

He'll be sad, or glad to see it go?

usedtobe

I don't think he'll be seeing that go..!

Sassafras

usedtobe said:

Omg.. that is just over a mile from my current residence, and just round the corner from my previous home! 

Knowing that maniac was just a stone's throw from me would worry me, I'd be scared to close my eyes at night.

skunkwerx

Must be the yellow brick road worn effect from years of touring Oz.. cos clearly this guys been out of his mind. 

Funkfingers

Clearly, an abused Fender Standard Stratocaster. (So, that's misdescription for a start.) Might be worth £250 in unmolested condition but, "as seen", subtract about two hundred quid for refurbishments. Dine out on stories of the berk who drew several moustaches on this particular Gioconda.

Legionreturns

Going over the Sharpie with white board marker and then wiping would get rid of all of that in about 5 minutes. 

On the other hand, there's no telling what else the spunk trumpet has done