Things that smell like dirty armpits

Drew_TNBD

Sat in bed with a cold, sweating my shit out, and I stink. I just fucking stink.

Every now and then a huge whiff of IPA ales and Peperami emanate from my nethers, and it's got me wondering.... is this a universal truth or is there a scented relativism that I am overlooking?

octatonic

Been noshing on some Stilton, you cheesy fuck?

chillidoggy

No, you're just a smelly fuck-pig, go get a shower, FFS!

Drew_TNBD

I'm loving it. I smell like a five day old barbecue.

Strangefan

I'd pay a good amount to lick you. 

Emp_Fab

I'd pay a good amount to throw you in a cell, douse you in DDT powder and blast you with a firehose like the nasty warders do in those prison films.

Bridgehouse

This place gets more like arsebook every day. 

Maybe we should ask the bosses for a "status" thing so we can let everyone know what we are noshing on or how big our last turd was..?

Drew_TNBD

Emp_Fab said:

I'd pay a good amount to throw you in a cell, douse you in DDT powder and blast you with a firehose like the nasty warders do in those prison films.

Violent fantasies. Niiiiicceee.

57Deluxe

boiled onions

welshboyo

Donner Kebab

hotpot

Cat breath, Ernie our cat decides I need a wash every morning around 5am & licks my face

kennedydream1980

Freshly chopped onions? Ready salted Seabrook crisps?

builttospill

onion gravy