Baboons ate my car!

Nitefly

Well, bits of it, at least...

I took Our Maud and the two grandchildren to Knowsley Safari Park today.  As we were driving through the baboon enclosure, two of the little buggers leapt onto the bonnet, pulled the screen-wash jets off, together with about a foot of piping, then chomped it all down for a snack!

There were screams of delight from the kids, of course (they're 7 and 2) - they thought it was great fun.

Oh well, off to the garage in the morning...  another grand day out!

ICBM

They're after the alcohol in the screen wash. Next time take a bottle of Buckfast for them... it tastes much the same apparently.

Nitefly

Yep, I thought it might be something like that.

Good name for a band, too!

57Deluxe

Bourbons ate my Car

Emp_Fab

Bonbons ate my cat.

RandallFlagg

So they didn't wash and wax your car as you drove through? Useless.

Baboons hate my car

rawk100

At least they didn't do a shit on your bonnet, apparently it can peel the paint off...


Balloons ate my bra...

BigBearKris

At least they didn't eat two hundred quid of yours!

hotpot

Slug ate my rich tea bisuits, the slimy bastid, there was a half pack of rich tea biscuits in the middle drawer in the kitchen, I took one out and ate it whilst the kettle was boiling, the next biscuit I took out had a slug attached to it FFS.

HAL9000

Nitefly said:

Well, bits of it, at least...

I took Our Maud and the two grandchildren to Knowsley Safari Park today.  As we were driving through the baboon enclosure, two of the little buggers leapt onto the bonnet, pulled the screen-wash jets off, together with about a foot of piping...

I've always imagined that with all the bits they take, that hidden somewhere in the trees at Safari parks is a nearly complete Vauxhall Astra and that they just trying to get hold of the last few bits before making their escape.