One for the connoiseurs...

HarrySeven

This.

thumpingrug

Well, it is very special.

guitars4you

he obviously doesn't like typing or reveling any trade secrets

richardhomer

If you could pick the worst features of Ovation, Washburn and Takamine acoustics - and combine them into one horror - that's what it would look like....

Sassafras

I might go for it, I've been wanting to buy a guitar for a while.

Rox

My teachers used to call be special.  I don't think it was a compliment. 

Schnozz

I always get excited when I see a thread like this...I'm all like "Yes! No Fender, Gibson, or PRS" and then it turns into a let down anyway.

Bridgehouse

Leaf it alone, it wooden do anyone any harm.

Funkfingers

You guys are failing to see that the guitar IS special ... on the inside. The vendor's stash of crack is probably still in there.

guitars4you

I wonder if he has been listening to that Terry Savalas song - If a picture paints a thousand words - in which case he feels nothing else left to say

Bridgehouse

guitars4you said:

I wonder if he has been listening to that Terry Savalas song - If a picture paints a thousand words - in which case he feels nothing else left to say

I thought that was "If" by Bread.

I reckon he's too emotional to type

Funkfingers

David Gates of Bread wrote the song, If. Telly Savalas had a UK hit with a mostly spoken version of it in 1975. I preferred the spoof version. 

Bridgehouse

Funkfingers said:

David Gates of Bread wrote the song, If. Telly Savalas had a UK hit with a mostly spoken version of it in 1975. I preferred the spoof version. 

Bread recorded and released it in the UK as well.

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