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""I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
I wouldn't give it a highly coveted Fretboard LOL yet alone an award.
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I'd have given it a Facepalm.
In my head, obv.
ironic lol awarded
clearly not something you have mastered
That was probably on an early '90s edition of Blankety Blank.
A better example is the third place one by Alexei Sayle - "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?"
My feedback thread is here.
The idea was that it sounded dirty, but it was actually clean. It was only the listener who assumed the dirt, the embarrassment adding to the impact of the humour
Did you hear about the couple that got their putty and KY jelly mixed up?
All their windows fell out.
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I made up a joke in the same kind of style as that. We've all heard the classic:
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
Well I think it works better to say:
2 soldiers in a tank, one says to the other "Flubb-a-blub-bflub-a-blub" (it was a fish tank)
Jim Bowen did a routine about getting into a hot bath, that's quite funny.
Peter Kay built his entire thing on this sort of stuff really.
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but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have
some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood
that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.
After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife,
and$100,000 US dollars in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo
a corrective surgery procedure.
Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman
who this time was more than happy to donate his blood.
and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked
that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He then phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that -
last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy
thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates ?"
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie,
but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
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