Rooney cheats on wife with model

Hootsmon

bingefeller

Looks like a drag queen.

Sassafras

I thought Pete Burns was dead.

Hootsmon

You can see from that old Picasso that the woman did not shave their arm pits back then

bingefeller

She's getting a rough time on Twitter lol.

holnrew

What's with women (and some men) putting lipstick over the edge of their natural lip line? It doesn't make the lips look bigger, it just looks like you can't colour in properly

Sassafras

hootsmon said:

You can see from that old Picasso that the woman did not shave their arm pits back then

Must be French.

TimmyO

holnrew said:

What's with women (and some men) putting lipstick over the edge of their natural lip line? It doesn't make the lips look bigger, it just looks like you can't colour in properly

Wayne Rooney looks like God can't colour in properly

proggy

He normally likes them a bit older than that........

About 40 year older in fact.

AlexC

She's a model? What kind? Airfix?

Sassafras

TimmyO said:

holnrew said:

What's with women (and some men) putting lipstick over the edge of their natural lip line? It doesn't make the lips look bigger, it just looks like you can't colour in properly

Wayne Rooney looks like God can't colour in properly

Wayne Rooney looks like God is indeed vengeful.

jonnyburgo

A cheating footballer? I don't believe it.

Philly_Q

It seems he was actually saved from cheating on his wife by being caught drink driving on the way to do the deed.  Good to see he's maintaining his standards on all fronts.

lustycourtier

A Sock model ? 

Drew_TNBD

holnrew said:

What's with women (and some men) putting lipstick over the edge of their natural lip line? It doesn't make the lips look bigger, it just looks like you can't colour in properly

Makes the lips look more like a pussy. They'll be attaching hair next!

Funkfingers

holnrew said:

What's with women (and some men) putting lipstick over the edge of their natural lip line? It doesn't make the lips look bigger, it just looks like you can't colour in properly

There is a Cure for that.