How to look a prat or the greatest invention since the umbrella

Fretwired

The umbrella raincoat .. the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it a brella but he hesitated  ...

AlexC

All kinds of activities so long as they don't involve bending over, presumably.

prowla

If you've got two people side by side with them, then you have to make sure yours is the lowest...

crunchman

At least that isn't at eye poking height.

Funkfingers

Judging by the photograph, that invention puts poking right out of the question. Prophylaxis!

Paul_C

http://odditymall.com/squirt-gun-umbrella 

Sassafras

I'd liked to see how well they go down on a crowded tube train.

Funkfingers

Voyeurist perv! 

scrumhalf

Fretwired said:

The umbrella raincoat .. the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it a brella but he hesitated  ...

Strikes me as being a bit of a liability if it's really windy, you could fly away.

But probably very good for keeping your own vomit off your clothes.

Moominpapa

If sales hit double figures, they'll be lucky.

Fretwired

Sassafras said:

I'd liked to see how well they go down on a crowded tube train.

I think you'd take it off .. it folds into a small pouch. You wouldn't stand on a crowded train with your umbrella up would you?

;-)

Sassafras

Fretwired said:

Sassafras said:

I'd liked to see how well they go down on a crowded tube train.

I think you'd take it off .. it folds into a small pouch. You wouldn't stand on a crowded train with your umbrella up would you?

;-)

I just like the image of a train full of people wearing them, milling around and bumping around like dodgems.

57Deluxe

how to look like a partially fitted condom in public legitimately...

snakemanStoo

57Deluxe said:

how to look like a partially fitted condom in public legitimately...

I thought the pic sort of reminded me of something
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/I-practice-safe-sex.jpg