My wife sure is unhappy this morning...

Sassafras

Grunfeld said:

What is it with the tea?
I got dumped by woman A cos she didn't like that I'd made a cup of tea for woman B. 
Not that I'd been with woman B, but that I'd made a f**cking cup of tea for her.

It might've been because of the Rohypnol you put in it.

Grunfeld

Sassafras said:

It might've been because of the Rohypnol you put in it.

I can't even spell rohop.. rohip... roohoo.
Horlicks.

equalsql

I'm actually not allowed to make a cup of tea for my missus. Yes I have to make a pot if I'm up before her, but she has to have her morning tea in a special cup, with just the right amount of suger and milk. And.. I'm a dead man if I pour the first cup for myself. Wimenn!  I'll never understand them!

west

equalsql said:

Cos I forgot to make the breakfast pot of tea - yikes

you need a bigger wife ,,,

equalsql

west said:

equalsql said:

Cos I forgot to make the breakfast pot of tea - yikes

you need a bigger wife ,,,

Hows this..

Bellycaster

Grunfeld said:

What is it with the tea?
I got dumped by woman A cos she didn't like that I'd made a cup of tea for woman B. 
Not that I'd been with woman B, but that I'd made a f**cking cup of tea for her.

I think you'll be OK when you find Woman "P" and Woman "G"

Guitar_Slinger

Women.  You can't live with 'em, and it's illegal to shoot 'em.

professorben

I've been with my missus for best part of 10 years, so far she has yet to make me a cup of tea. 

Well not entirely true, when asked she agreed, boils the kettle, puts the teabag in the mug, pours the boiling water over it and at that point I can only assume she loses interest and walks off. 

Sometimes I'll walk into the kitchen hours later to find a stone cold stewed mug of tea.......

ive explained several times that she's done the majority of the job and now just needs to finish it off, but she just gives me a funny look. 


Cant figure it out.