What's in your man draw that's useless, suprplus, broken or dormant and you can;t be bothered to sling it?
Every one has this and everyone, I guarantee, has the junk.
Mine:
- CLip on tuner with dead batt x 2
- A random 12AX7
- A PP3 that you're not sure is dead or alive
- 3 rubber wah feet
- 3 sets of strings, opened, all missing the top E string.
- A shit far east pick with loads of small screws and metal objects attached to it
- Two broken trem arms
- A bridge from a guitar you sold years ago.
- 3 schaller strap ends, no matching guitar ends
- 9 rack nuts, broken
- 11 small screw driver bits from a screwdriver pack given at Xmas that was shite and broke
- 7 assorted allen keys, none of which fit any guitar I own
- 2 Strat trem springs
- And, the legendary....strat ashtray, never used.
- A rockhard bottle of superglue
- 3 G L's Jacks, with 2 with the screw egd missing.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
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*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
I know some naughty children for which the two broken trem arms and the nine broken rack nuts will make ideal presents.
Please ship to Santa's Hideaway, North Pole to reach me by next Saturday, so I have time to wrap them before my lung bursting tour of the world's chimneys.
Yours ever,
Santa
(aka Father Christmas)
That one drawer doesn't even scratch the surface tbh, I have boxes piled on boxes piled on boxes almost filling the attic, to the point where I'm worried about the weight up there.
I have a load of DS1 bits from failed Monte Allums attempts. @ThorpyFX I am not.
2x elastic capos. Plectrum cutter. The original bridge and tailpiece from my LP. Loads of Strat bits n bobs. Crap picks people have seen in random places assuming they're all the same. Pots x10 at least. Pickups.
Some seemingly obscure russian valves that have no discernable use other than maybe in the avionics systems of a mig-21.
A set of pitch pipes that are clearly out of tune.
Lots of out of date flat batteries.
Four tuners I never use.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
I bet they’re quite valuable these days....
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Various old batteries - no idea if dead or alive
A few cocktail sticks left over from restringing my Tele
A selection of tuners that don't work
Old mint green scratch plate from my Tele
Strat trem arm
couple of Allen keys
A few biros that don't work
Couple of dead guitar leads
Loads of receipts from GuitarGuitar
Bits of fluff, scraps of paper and lots of dust!!!!
Metronome
Gibson truss rod tool
Mini hex keys
Clip on tuner
Nail clipper
Picks
Pocketknife
4x lip balm
Store cards
Sex vouchers
Eraser