I guess there's not much to do in Wolverhampton.

Sassafras

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150?SThisFB

Funkfingers

Concrete ballast is the only way to prevent items drifting westwards, across the event horizon of HarrySeven's miscellaneous curios warehouse. (This is separate and distinct from his musical equipment horde.)

Strangefan

What you on about theirs plenty to do, fighting, heroin crack, frosty Jack's,........ 

thecolourbox

I'm going to be honest, I'd rather cement my head in a microwave than have to face Wolverhampton again

Strangefan

thecolourbox said:

I'm going to be honest, I'd rather cement my head in a microwave than have to face Wolverhampton again



Lol says the man from Birmingham

mudslide73

He could have been set for life.

EricTheWeary

Wolverhampton won the local authority of the year award 2017, presented by Joanna Lumley. 

thecolourbox

Strangefan said:

thecolourbox said:

I'm going to be honest, I'd rather cement my head in a microwave than have to face Wolverhampton again



Lol says the man from Birmingham

From Oldbury actually originally...

Sassafras

Strangefan said:

What you on about theirs plenty to do, fighting, heroin crack, frosty Jack's,........ 

Especially for a hardened criminal like our boy.

EricTheWeary

thecolourbox said:

Strangefan said:

thecolourbox said:

I'm going to be honest, I'd rather cement my head in a microwave than have to face Wolverhampton again



Lol says the man from Birmingham

From Oldbury actually originally...

From where it's a long way to Tipperary. 

thecolourbox

EricTheWeary said:

thecolourbox said:

Strangefan said:

thecolourbox said:

I'm going to be honest, I'd rather cement my head in a microwave than have to face Wolverhampton again



Lol says the man from Birmingham

From Oldbury actually originally...

From where it's a long way to Tipperary. 

I'll let you be the Judge of that. 

Legionreturns

This story could only be improved if it was in Wales. 

Random fact: 

Oven in Welsh is apparently "Popty" and microwave is of course "Popty ping"! 

That's a fact our hero clearly couldn't get his head around.  

JezWynd

Sassafras said:

Strangefan said:

What you on about theirs plenty to do, fighting, heroin crack, frosty Jack's,........ 

Especially for a hardened criminal like our boy.

He's definitely set in his ways.

AlexC

Is ‘internet prankster’ a euphemism for ‘total pillock’?

Clashman

Looks like an inside job to me..

strtdv

Legionreturns said:

This story could only be improved if it was in Wales. 

Random fact: 

Oven in Welsh is apparently "Popty" and microwave is of course "Popty ping"! 

That's a fact our hero clearly couldn't get his head around.  

Sadly an urban myth. The Welsh for microwave is meicrodon