Marrying yourself?

ToneControl

what on earth is this about?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42415394

jonnyburgo

What utter twaddle.

Guitar_Slinger

So the Catholics can have a guilt-free "ham shank".

fandango

Obscure lyric warning:

This reminds me of a Frank Zappa line from “Packard Goose” on the Joe’s Garage album: “Love myself better than I love myself...”

viz

Don’t know, but working out who sleeps on which side of the bed must be complicated

chillidoggy

Psssh, they'll be telling us next that the earth is flat.

merlin

I'd probably end up having an affair. 

VimFuego

end times stuff.

Sassafras

"The ceremonies are usually very cathartic and all about self-love," Ms Penabaz says.

There's not much she can teach me about self love.
I've got RSI to prove it.

AlexC

Like none of you wouldn’t marry your guitars if you could... 

prowla

The divorce could be problematic.

axisus

Does the pastor say "you may now go f*ck yourself"?

Sassafras

No opportunity for mother-in-law jokes.

scrumhalf

AlexC said:

Like none of you wouldn’t marry your guitars if you could... 

No way, I want a relationship with no strings attached.

Sassafras

They're all wankers.

Kilgore

I turned myself down.

Dominic

It's ok so long as you have a prenup and open relationship agreement
On the down side .....it's doubly hard work to get a good threesome going !

Sassafras

AlexC said:

Like none of you wouldn’t marry your guitars if you could... 

I'm waiting for the right one to come along.

scrumhalf

Would a 12-string count as a threesome?

Funkfingers

It is a cynical grab for the tax benefits normally reserved for persons of married status. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/23/two-heterosexual-irish-men-marry-to-avoid-inheritance-tax-on-house

Bridgehouse

Funkfingers said:

It is a cynical grab for the tax benefits normally reserved for persons of married status. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/23/two-heterosexual-irish-men-marry-to-avoid-inheritance-tax-on-house

So when you die your dead self inherits your stuff tax free?

Er...