Best way to get rid of warts.

jonnyburgo

Wrap the old chap in gaffa tape and hit it with a lump hammer. Only works with genital warts.

rlw

ICBM said:

Soldering iron.

It worked for me, after various trips to the doctor and treatments (including freezing) had failed.

It really hurt, smelt awful and required an extreme amount of determination to hold it on long enough to do the job though.


And that was just one wart... not sure I could manage it with ten.

There’s an awful lot of nerve endings in a wart, I believe.

Freebird

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bingefeller

Cover them in Superglue and they should fall off.  If the Superglue comes off before the wart, apply more.

hywelg

I've got some hydrofluoric acid if you want to try that. Guaranteed removal, but you might lose more hand than you wanted to.!

guitarmangler

Extra strength bazuka gel and slicing the skin off with a scalpel before application. Had to keep this up every couple of days for weeks.
Though, when I had one on my foot, jabbing it with a soldering iron also worked. 

RMJ

Start carrying a bell around with you to alert health folk to your presence.

Or get them frozen off

57Deluxe

when we were kids, Stephen Lanaway always was festooned in clumps of them on his knees and hands. He always had remedies tried out on him including copious freezing at the docs, but they came and came for years... They had a crust on them too... Then one day he had a massive fall off his bike when we were doing races and he scrapped all the skin off his knees and the warts were abraded off... Seemed to work!