eBay Content: What the actual...

HarrySeven

OMG.

NelsonP

Nice to see that the bridge is properly earthed. That's always a sign of a good build.

JerkMoans

One born every minute.

Chris777

woody wood pecker meets Picasso..

JezWynd

Nice to see the neck pocket doubling as a credit card holder. Is it my imagination or is the action getting higher towards the nut?

Moominpapa

It's a Tele AND it's a work of art. It's a tart.

Simon_M

I like the seller's sense of humour. Made me laugh a few times.

ICBM

I quite like it - and the seller's style . Although I think it would look better without the tape.

As well as the description, that's a hilariously creative solution to the problem of the string alignment...

Funkfingers

Finally, a Franken-caster with an actual bolt.

ICBM said:

it would look better without the tape.

I disagree. I think that the tape would look better without the guitar attached.

carlos

Reminds me of James Tyler's Joe Rat guitar. Except much, much shittier.

Arktik83

The description is brilliant!

jonnyburgo

At least there's space in the neck pocket for another neck if that's your thing.