Sneaking Booze into a Festival

Branshen

Since this is a guitar forum, how about sticking bags filled with your drink of choice in an acoustic guitar, plug the sound hole with a feedback blocker and carry it in for a "singalong" or to "get it signed"? 

crunchman

Personally, I don't think I'd go to a festival that was so restrictive.

Bluebeard

crunchman said:

Personally, I don't think I'd go to a festival that was so restrictive.

Then you are restricting yourself to a couple of festivals

lewism

Next festivals I’m off to are the Lincoln Beer Festival, the Newark Beer Festival and the Great British Beer Festival. Getting beer will not be an issue.

Bygone_Tones

lewism said:

Next festivals I’m off to are the Lincoln Beer Festival, the Newark Beer Festival and the Great British Beer Festival. Getting beer will not be an issue.

See how much you can sneak in anyway. Everyone stood there with their fancy "real ales", and you with your can of "galahad" from aldi.

lewism

Bygone_Tones said:

lewism said:

Next festivals I’m off to are the Lincoln Beer Festival, the Newark Beer Festival and the Great British Beer Festival. Getting beer will not be an issue.

See how much you can sneak in anyway. Everyone stood there with their fancy "real ales", and you with your can of "galahad" from aldi.

That is a genius idea!

Chris777

shaunyshaun1234 said:

This may be the way around it!!

I find his use of the word "mittens" quite satisfying.

mrkb

crunchman said:

Personally, I don't think I'd go to a festival that was so restrictive.

I don’t think I’d go to a festival that you needed to drink £200’s worth of booze to enjoy ;-)

shaunyshaun1234

mrkb said:

crunchman said:

Personally, I don't think I'd go to a festival that was so restrictive.

I don’t think I’d go to a festival that you needed to drink £200’s worth of booze to enjoy ;-)

Uh oh!!! Grumpy is back! 

bluechargeboy

A very busty friend of mine smuggled 3 litres of vodka and coke into a gig between her boobies. It was beautiful, man.

Keefy

bluechargeboy said:

A very busty friend of mine smuggled 3 litres of vodka and coke into a gig between her boobies. It was beautiful, man.

3 LITRES? Christ on a bike!

bluechargeboy

Keefy said:

bluechargeboy said:

A very busty friend of mine smuggled 3 litres of vodka and coke into a gig between her boobies. It was beautiful, man.

3 LITRES? Christ on a bike!

Tastes like...victory.

Bluebeard

Going to QOTSA today and the list of stuff you can or can not bring in is insane:

New for 2018: You are not permitted to bring soft drinks or water into the festival. You are permitted to bring empty bottles sized 500ml or less to use at water refill points inside the festival.

What to bring

    Your ticket
    Your Oyster, contactless card or travelcard
    Clothes for any weather eventuality - hat, sunglasses, rainwear, warm clothing
    Sunscreen (100ml or less)
    Bring enough cash and/or your card (somewhere to keep it safe) – we have many cash machines on site, all which accept all UK debit cards. Some of the machines will also accept international credit cards. We also have trained engineers on site to manage these machines – please ask for assistance if required. A fee will be charged to use the machines
    Bring ID if you look under 21 in order to be admitted to the festival. You will also need ID if you want to buy alcohol and look 21 or under
    Medication – if you need to bring medication, we recommend bringing a doctor’s note or a prescription for it. Please be understanding if we question what you're bringing in as it is important to prevent drugs being brought into the festival
    Photographic equipment is permitted provided that it is for personal non-commercial use only
    Remember to tell your friends of any allergies you have
    Check out the latest weather before you leave for the even

Do not bring

    Aerosols over 250ml
    Air horns
    Alcohol
    Animals (except assistance dogs)
    Audio visual recording or transmitting equipment (Professional)
    BBQs or any cooking apparatus
    Balloons
    Bicycles, scooters, roller skates
    Blow torches
    Cans
    Chairs, stools, floor seating, shooting sticks
    Children under 5 (4 and under)
    Chinese lanterns
    Cooking apparatus
    Cool bags / boxes (large)
    Cigarettes (more than for personal use)
    Cutlery
    Drinks (empty plastic bottles 500ml or less are permitted)
    Drones
    Fireworks / pyrotechnics
    Flags with poles
    Flares / distress flares / smoke flares
    Food (small amounts for personal consumption permitted)
    Gazebos and parasols
    Gas cylinders/canisters
    Glass (including glass makeup and perfume bottles)
    Liquids, gels or lotions (over 100ml)
    Illegal substances (drugs)
    Laser pens
    Legal highs (includes Nitrus Oxide and associated equipment including balloons)
    Nitrous oxide / herbal highs
    Megaphones
    Penknives
    Perfume and make up (over 100ml)
    Smoke bombs / canisters
    Sound systems (including personal speakers)
    Spray cans
    Tables
    Tabards/High Viz Jackets
    Umbrellas (large, small/folding umbrellas permitted)
    Weapons

sev112

No hi viz jackets, you have been told!

merlin

Just knuckle down and shove it up your arse like the rest of us do. 

Legionreturns

@Bluebeard ... take a guide dog. Stuff it's arse with drugs and booze. 

When the sniffer dogs go mad on it's bum, they're just doing what dogs do...