Onion Juice

thomasross20

So my neighbour has been quite bald for quite some time. He started rubbing a red onion juice and coconut oil concoction into his scalp about 4 months ago and honestly, hand on heart, he now has hair atop his head!! I googled it and it's a real thing (doesn't work for everybody). It must really stink but I'd be prepared to give it a bash...

Unless he and the internet are taking the p!ss out of me...

Grunfeld

If that worked you'd be able to buy a whole variety of bottles -- probably really fancy bottles -- with over-priced onion juice called every pun on hairy coco-nut imaginable.  The market would be huge.  So I'm guessing it's bollocks.

TheMarlin

I love a bit of quackery. Does he have enough for a pongy combover now?

munckee

Do you think he maybe had follicles sewn into his scalp from his pu8es like Wayne Rooney?

If not can you do a photo blog please!!

thecolourbox

I would rather have my scalp removed than have to use anything obtained from an onion. Nobody will judge you day to day for going bald gracefully but they will if you stink like a teenagers PE kit during the summer.

Onions are the vegetable of the devil, horrid things.

TheMarlin

thecolourbox said:

I would rather have my scalp removed than have to use anything obtained from an onion. Nobody will judge you day to day for going bald gracefully but they will if you stink like a teenagers PE kit during the summer.

Onions are the vegetable of the devil, horrid things.

Onions are spectacular. Probably why I have such a hair arse!

JerkMoans

May I interest Sir in this handful of Magic Beans wot I am selling?

thomasross20

Hahaha!

Must admit, I detest onion (spring onions are ok..).

Honestly, though - it's actually worked for this guy. No joke!! His hair has actually grown back!!

thecolourbox

TheMarlin said:

thecolourbox said:

I would rather have my scalp removed than have to use anything obtained from an onion. Nobody will judge you day to day for going bald gracefully but they will if you stink like a teenagers PE kit during the summer.

Onions are the vegetable of the devil, horrid things.

Onions are spectacular. Probably why I have such a hair arse!

You put onion juice on your arse?

TheMarlin

No, I eat a lot of onions. I suppose I could further improve my rear mane with onion juice.  Why not go for a splendid coat of hair...down there....

EricTheWeary

I've never tried rubbing myself with onion although based on family history my hair is thicker than I might expect at this stage in my life so perhaps my tendency to eat a lot of them has helped. 
They are in pretty much every hot meal I have , even fish and chips isn't complete without pickled onions. If I didn't eat onions I don't know what I'd eat. 

PC_Dave

EricTheWeary said:

I've never tried rubbing myself with onion although based on family history my hair is thicker than I might expect at this stage in my life so perhaps my tendency to eat a lot of them has helped. 
They are in pretty much every hot meal I have , even fish and chips isn't complete without pickled onions. If I didn't eat onions I don't know what I'd eat. 

Fish and chips.

thecolourbox

I don't think of pickled onions as actual onions, given they taste of vinegar and not onion

munckee

EricTheWeary said:

I've never tried rubbing myself with onion although based on family history my hair is thicker than I might expect at this stage in my life so perhaps my tendency to eat a lot of them has helped. 
They are in pretty much every hot meal I have , even fish and chips isn't complete without pickled onions. If I didn't eat onions I don't know what I'd eat. 

Wisdom - pickled onions are compulsory with fish and chips as are ketchup, salt and vinegar, bread and butter and ideally a mug of tea.  Curry sauce and gravy with chips are for savages.

poopot

The only thing that really works is:

just before bed, wet your hair/scalp and rub in a load of salt... place a large bowl of water on the floor next to the bed...

when you sleep your hair get thirsty and “stretches” out for a drink... honestly!... try it

Hootsmon

Results below

sinbaadi

A young Vin Diesel, there.

CHRISB50

Be brave. Just shave it off. 

thomasross20

 

Great replies  

Oh and strangely, I do like pickedp onions!!

Emp_Fab

Onions are the food of the gods!  I can’t imagine trying to cook without onions.  Red onions in salads, brown onions in everything except breakfast and dessert.  And coffee.  And beer.

thomasross20

Brown onions? Is that like an "off" white onion?