Eurovision Song Contest 2018

ROOG

Introduction was quite promising 

ROOG

Was

thumpingrug

why have  they exiled the guitar player to the bridge 

DesVegas

Yeah! Fire!!!

thumpingrug

probably shagging the singers girlfriend 

octatonic

Middle 8 doesn't entirely suck.

Bridgehouse

Stage diving with no shoes on? 

thumpingrug

its a bit shouty

octatonic

Semitone shift is a fucking tragedy.

ICBM

Finally, some life in it. Hungary...

Doesn’t have the over the top campness of Lordi though - won’t do well.

octatonic

I can see the Daily Mail headline: "Curvy girl gets sympathy vote shocker."

thumpingrug

bjork 

EricTheWeary

Hungary were a bit ordinary, Sweden sucked in the Hall apparently. 

Bridgehouse

Er.. Bjorks eaten some pies hasn’t she?

octatonic

Bjork + Cake.

Bridgehouse

What’s with the wavy cats?

thumpingrug

and the weirdness continues

Bridgehouse

I for one am very glad she’s not my fucking toy. 

ICBM

Israel... Bjork on acid.

Bridgehouse

ICBM said:

Israel... Bjork on a big bag of acid drops

FTFY