Gumtree content - Tele, not for the faint hearted.

SimonC

Go on, I dare you to go have a tryout!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/fender-telecaster-1950-s-ashtray-style-bridge-2-years-of-loving-nitro-cellulose-mint-beauty/1308892108

robgilmo

What the actual fuck?

fandango

I imagine seller is done with guitars and now wants a moped?

Gassage

He appears to be pleased to see me.

stimpsonslostson

Maybe he's selling so he can buy a sandwich! 

Gassage

Snared it for 4g of Crystal and a straw.

blueskunk

Gassage said:

Snared it for 4g of Crystal and a straw.

I’ll buy 1 g if spare?

robgilmo

He forgot to take the lamb chops out of his trousers after stuffing them down there in Lidle when he was in there buying a bottle of White Lightning..

JerkMoans

Wasn’t he in Silence of the Lambs?

‘It rubs the lotion into its flesh, or else it gets the hose again.’

lovestrat74

Not far from me might pop round 

Bridgehouse

lovestrat74 said:

Not far from me might pop “in”

FTFY - and take some vaseline

vale

be honest, taking photos of things to sell online is insanely boring and time wasting, don't you find? so i like his casual 'whatever... here it is' (photos taken outside a bar) attitude. they're funny and kind of refreshing.

he's young, he's not grotesque to look at, so my guess (hope) is that he has far better things to do this summer than agonise over gumtree images. it's a decent enough guitar to sell itself. good luck to him.

OilCityPickups

vale said:

be honest, taking photos of things to sell online is insanely boring and time wasting, don't you find? so i like his casual 'whatever... here it is' (photos taken outside a bar) attitude. they're funny and kind of refreshing.

he's young, he's not grotesque to look at, so my guess (hope) is that he has far better things to do this summer than agonise over gumtree images. it's a decent enough guitar to sell itself. good luck to him.

Have a wisdom :-)

nickb_boy

Looks like this ad no longer exists.  It did have this one listed in the same region though when you click on it which has some novel head wear and lack of shirt to entice the buyer:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/gibson-sg-emg-pickups-original-pickups-hardcase-2008-classic-guitar/1308891074

Is this the same guy from the original ad?

lovestrat74

nickb_boy said:

Looks like this ad no longer exists.  It did have this one listed in the same region though when you click on it which has some novel head wear and lack of shirt to entice the buyer:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/gibson-sg-emg-pickups-original-pickups-hardcase-2008-classic-guitar/1308891074

Is this the same guy from the original ad?

Yep that's the cad!

Bridgehouse

lovestrat74 said:

nickb_boy said:

Looks like this ad no longer exists.  It did have this one listed in the same region though when you click on it which has some novel head wear and lack of shirt to entice the buyer:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/gibson-sg-emg-pickups-original-pickups-hardcase-2008-classic-guitar/1308891074

Is this the same guy from the original ad?

Yep that's the cad!

I quite like his style. Bit of a shop-at-sports-direct look about his clothing choices but otherwise it’s original I guess.

He does seem to have an excess of stuff in his pockets tho...

Funkfingers

Bridgehouse said:

He does seem to have an excess of stuff in his pockets.

You're obsessed. :-p

Bridgehouse

Funkfingers said:

Bridgehouse said:

He does seem to have an excess of stuff in his pockets.

You're obsessed. :-p

It’s your mind. Clearly.