Now legal to Piss in French streets...

CHRISB50

mudslide73 said:

Stag Night capital of the world in 3 years..

Amsterdam. The city where you can do all the stuff you're not allowed to do in other places, and get away with it. Fuck a prostitute. Smoke some weed...

I saw some Brits, go over to a wall (the wall being opposite the urinals that are at the end of most canal bridges, where it's actually OK to have a piss in the street) and have a wee up said wall.

Two Dutch cops, on their push bikes, pulled up, rang their bells and arrested them all. Next thing they were all being loaded into the back of a meat wagon.

What a load of twats. 

jonnyburgo

Been to Paris a few times, i used to love it but now its dirty as fuck and the ghetto is spreading into the centre. It starting smelling of piss about 10 yrs ago when they abolished free public toilets and started charging you to use them.

Legionreturns

munckee said:
If I go to London for work you have to sneak into mcdonalds. 

This is called popping in for a McPiss. 

If you are challenged by staff and declare that you intend to "buy something after you've been" it's known as a McPiss with Lies. 

Both have a bigger brother; the McShit. With or without lies. 

skunkwerx

Legionreturns said:

munckee said:
If I go to London for work you have to sneak into mcdonalds. 

This is called popping in for a McPiss. 

If you are challenged by staff and declare that you intend to "buy something after you've been" it's known as a McPiss with Lies. 

Both have a bigger brother; the McShit. With or without lies. 

Haha. If challenged just say you were in earlier, and now your back to return the items. 

57Deluxe

Just tell'em that you were in for a Burger last week but didn't have a piss then so having it now instead.

axisus

Axe_meister said:

Paris already stinks of wee.

That's why they introduced these, to try and help the problem of people pissing everywhere

starwarsnosebleed

Legionreturns said:

munckee said:
If I go to London for work you have to sneak into mcdonalds. 

This is called popping in for a McPiss. 

If you are challenged by staff and declare that you intend to "buy something after you've been" it's known as a McPiss with Lies. 

Both have a bigger brother; the McShit. With or without lies. 

I must admit ive ran into McDonald’s to drop a McFlurry down the bowl a few times.

NelsonP

This thread is awesome. LOLs have been awarded accordingly.