How do we identify fretboarders at the London show

scrumhalf

enjo said:

For the vast majority of us we'll be the ones who aren't there- does that help?

How will people know it's you who's not there? It could be anybody.

hotpickups

Only the extremely beautiful. You'll notice them fear not

merlin

I suggest that everyone from this forum be riding small frogs.

Moominpapa

The easiest way for the guys at least is by the 'FB Forum member' tattoo on the private parts. So if you see someone you think may be from the forum, just sidle up to them and whisper "Hey, want to go to the gents so we can check out each others' dicks?"   Can't go wrong.

axisus

er .... wot guitar show?

fandango

Jimbro66 said:

It will be anyone who looks like this

https://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Comb-Over-Thick-Beard.jpg

A bit too over groomed for typical tFBer.

 

NelsonP

...and surely having a tattoo of these guys on your arm would rule you out?

richardhomer

Just turn up wearing your Peach R8?

SRich

R8 serial number tattoos would equally solve an issue of I.D. and create some more work for the ink guys when the guitars are flipped.....

terada

Fake moustaches. We'll all know, but still be incognito.

munckee

The serious answer though is that we agreed members will dress up as famous dictators at the show...

Blaendulais

guitars4you said:

miserneil said:

Well, I’ll be there with an Ivison Guitars stand, as will Mark @guitars4you I’m sure we could arrange a meet up between those two....or I could put up a Fretboard version of a lost children sign...??

as is @ThorpyFX ; + @riftamps - probably near/next to each other

There is no FB stand at this show - Suggest 3 meeting points and times if that helps and then you can chat and move on from there

Say 11am @guitars4you ; - Mark

say 12.30 @miserneil - Ivison Guitars - Neil

say 2pm @ThorpyFX ; - Adrian

good idea

RiftAmps

guitars4you said:

as is @ThorpyFX ; + @riftamps - probably near/next to each other

The only way I'd have it 

Blaendulais

or shall we all carry 2 R8s (with price tags removed)

mgaw

dont know about the rest of the FB attendees but i shall be wearing grey hair, a belly, slightly ill fitting clothes probably trainers, an enlarged prostate and a slight hangdog expression

Blaendulais

mgaw said:

dont know about the rest of the FB attendees but i shall be wearing grey hair, a belly, slightly ill fitting clothes probably trainers, an enlarged prostate and a slight hangdog expression

Were we separated at birth ? do you have a flatulence problem?

fretfinder

57Deluxe said:

they be those with a nervous twitch and drawling from the mouth...

Are you American sir? Being an English GAS addict, I’ll be drooling rather than drawling! 

(Sorry, can’t help it, originally wanted to be a teacher etc...   )

stonevibe

Naked from the waist down?

Bridgehouse

Fretboarders?

Face glued to phone with an exasperated expression. 

Bigsby

mgaw said:

dont know about the rest of the FB attendees but i shall be wearing grey hair, a belly, slightly ill fitting clothes probably trainers, an enlarged prostate and a slight hangdog expression

So now, every time I see someone with grey hair, belly, ill-fitting clothes and a slightly hangdog expression, I'll need to check their prostate to find out if it's you... 

On reflection, I'll give the show a miss.