Paul Gascoigne charged with sex assault on Durham train

Hootsmon

He fucked a train?

JerkMoans

Wasn't it Beeching did that?

Bridgehouse

JerkMoans said:

Wasn't it Beeching did that?

No, he fucked ALL the trains. Gascoigne is just accused of doing the deed on one..

Emp_Fab

I wonder what percentage of the forum has absolutely no idea what you are referring to ? :-)

JerkMoans

Emp_Fab said:

I wonder what percentage of the forum has absolutely no idea what you are referring to ? :-)

Paul Gascoigne.  Former football player.  Of a certain notoriety.

Rabs

Let alone being an acomplished singer  

usedtobe

JerkMoans said:

Emp_Fab said:

I wonder what percentage of the forum has absolutely no idea what you are referring to ? :-)

Paul Gascoigne.  Former football player.  Of a certain notoriety.

And he’s fucked a train. Somehow..

jonnyburgo

Rabs said:

Let alone being an acomplished singer  

That's the fella, 3rd pixel on the left.

Fretwired

hootsmon said:

He fucked a train?

That's nothing. Theresa May's fucked the whole country.

Philly_Q

Emp_Fab said:

I wonder what percentage of the forum has absolutely no idea what you are referring to ? :-)

Gazza, or Dr Beeching?

Joking apart, he's a very troubled man (Gazza, not Beeching).  And here he is, off the rails (pun only partially intended) again.

andrewaward

I'm sure he didn't know what he was doing...…..maybe fog on the line

Legionreturns

andrewaward said:

I'm sure he didn't know what he was doing...…..maybe fog and a line or two

FTFY 

EricTheWeary

Appears in court on 11th December. The reporting is a bit vague, just sexual assault by touching. 

bloodandtears

"Howay pet, give us a feel!"

Octafish

hootsmon said:

He fucked a train?

I think it's all a misunderstanding originating from when he was asked how he got to the football and he replied "I came on a train, no one noticed!"

mikeyrob73

And to think the Scottish FA thought about putting this clown in their Hall of Fame 

peteri

Am I the only person who finds this thread in bad taste? He's been accused of sexual assault, we don't know the details yet - but really, how would you feel if your mum, sister, daughter was the victim?

Hootsmon

RobDavies

peteri said:

Am I the only person who finds this thread in bad taste? He's been accused of sexual assault, we don't know the details yet - but really, how would you feel if your mum, sister, daughter was the victim?

Yeah, I'd feel pretty bad but I've heard several conflicting reports of what went on, so....

I'd also feel bad if someone was seeking to gain fame and fortune by twisting a relatively innocent situation into something that could ruin a deeply troubled man with a long history of mental illness. 

57Deluxe

Rabs said:

Let alone being an accomplished singer Angler

FTFY