Ebay buyers are dumb?

randella

Hattigol said:

What are you selling, fella - rage in a jar?

I’d be interested. What’s the BIFNB (buy it fuckin’ now, bitch) price?

Hattigol

randella said:

Hattigol said:

What are you selling, fella - rage in a jar?

I’d be interested. What’s the BIFNB (buy it fuckin’ now, bitch) price?

Thanks for your interest. Do you want it shipped or Click and Bastard Collect? And are you paying by PayPal Fuckers and Family?

RandallFlagg

Angry? me? never.

RandallFlagg

I have 4 items up for sale and 2 end tonight so there's time left for some more stupid questions before someone sensible bids and puts them out of their misery.

Emp_Fab

Will you post to Nigeria ? - then I will release the $2.4 Trillion my late brother, Petula Akimbasa, finance minister for Wassamadabubuland found down the back of the sofa and wants to give to a random person on the internet.

Guitar_Slinger

Do you live near me? Will it fit in my boot? Why is orange jam called marmalade?

Octafish

Hattigol said:

What are you selling, fella - rage in a jar?

Original vinyl pressings of the entire Blondie back catalogue with slighty sticky covers

usedtobe

I know you’re not actively seeking out think cnuts, but if you were, I’d suggest Barnsley as an alternative to evilbay!

JAYJO

Chalky said:

Said it many times before....

People who ask questions don't buy.

I ignore them.

That would explain the queue at the Ice Cream van.

Hattigol

Chalky said:

Said it many times before....

People who ask questions don't buy.

I ignore them.

What an odd approach. Bought many things off Ebay and I'd say I have asked questions on more than 50% of them.

Narrowing your audience with that approach.

goat

If I’m interested in a pricey item I’ll usually throw in a half-assed question just to suss things out. I prefer to find out if the seller is a raving lunatic before buying rather than after, just in case there’s a problem! Is that your D-28 RandallFlagg?

robgilmo

Ask him on eBay.=)

KrisGee

Had a tanglewood acoustic listed on ebay.

Q: hi mate, any idea why your tanglewood has a pickup on the side of the body and the one in the shop has it in the soundhole?

A: I dunno mate, ask tanglewood.

Q: I'm asking you, guitars don't speak do they?

MikeS

Chalky said:

Said it many times before....

People who ask questions don't buy.

I ignore them.

He's right you know.

Cirrus

People who ask lots of questions don't buy, but I don't think there's anything wrong with getting in touch first. Honestly, I don't think I'd ask a question as banal/ pointless as the examples above, but if I did honestly miss something in the listing and get a sarcastic/ prickly answer back, I'd just move on.

RandallFlagg

robgilmo

MikeS said:

Chalky said:

Said it many times before....

People who ask questions don't buy.

I ignore them.

He's right you know.

Ive had loads of people place bids after asking questions, its the ones who dont ask, they are the ones who complain about things afterwards.