Something fishy about this gumtree ad...

DarnWeight

One for the serial flippers out there maybe...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/cort-aquatic-guitar-/1323246225

HAL9000

Good for playing sweet sole music. 
Ninety squid though - I'll need to mullet over.

DB1

Ex-Julian Bream, I believe.

Strat54

Does it come with a tuna....?

Godlykepower

You guys are making jokes like the advert is a load of Pollocks, but I’m actually interested in the guitar.
I’m going to reel-y Mullet over.

midlifecrisis

its in norfolk, im nowhere near that plaice. still itl be good for practising scales.

jdgm

Could really whale on that, gotta lotta sole...etc.  One for Samantha Fish or Jimmy Herring perhaps?

IGMC.....

gringopig

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HAL9000

Previously owned by Water Trout

DB1

Or Hake That.

fatherchewielewie

I'd like a rip on that thing to see how it plays but I'd probably flounder.

HAL9000

Actually, i think it’s a bass.

Funkfingers

Might be ideal for somebody's Wet Wet Wet tribute band.

Failing that, use it to play the following cover versions;
Take Me To The River
The Ocean
Down By The Seaside
The Swimming Song
Cry Me A River

Strat54

'Contact Daryl' - Hannah? Mermaid....Splash!

Jimbro66

Formerly owned by Acker Whelk. But don't accept what he says unless you get it in Whiting.

Bellycaster

Only plays in the Key of Sea though.

mbe

Will someone please tell me what is the porpoise of all this carping about?

hobbio

Can we stop the fish puns please? They're giving me a haddock.

HAL9000

Or perhaps Anchovy Kiedis

usedtobe

Water great guitar! I might go to sea it tomorrow!

DB1

Perfect for Songs In The Quay Of Life