Guitarist Top Trumps

RMJ

Ringo Star

Guitar ability 0
Signing ability 1
Making friends with the right lads 100

guitartango

David Gilmour

Technical 100
Blackest Strat 100
Best guitar solo 100
Guitars 2
Tone in his fingers 100
Most boring person on stage 80
Model looks to old man 90
Best use of delay 90

RMJ

Tom Quayle

Theory - 100
Skillz - 100
Tuning in 4ths - 100
Voice - seductive 
Knowledge of where own jaw line is - 0

RMJ

Mick Taylor

Looking at Dan while playing - 100
SRV licks - 100
Knowledge of delay pedals - improving
Satisfaction with non vintage strats - 0

Philly_Q

Leslie West

Technical - 55
Guitar Choice - 100
Tone - 95
Songwriting - 60
Drug Use - 70
Catering Costs - 100
Shoes - 1

guitartango

Marc Bolan

Trees 1
mini coopers 1
Style 100
Riding a Swan 1
Guitars 1
Technical 70
Silly Hair 100

Blaendulais

Captain Lee Anderton

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RMJ

Blaendulais said:

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A few more to add

Number of things a captain of - 0
Signature models - 1
Licks in A pentatonic - 3
Tolerence of Chappers - 100
Christmas cards from Mesa Boogie - 0

menamestom

Hank Marvin:-

Hunger - 100

RMJ

menamestom said:

Hank Marvin:-

Hunger - 100

Hahaha

Bridgehouse

Robert Johnson

Souls owned by him - 0
Crossroads visited at midnight - 1
Favourite Number - 666

Bridgehouse

Les Paul

Guitars designed - 1
Individual fame rating - 30
Notoriety of guitar designed by him - 10000
Number of his necks broken - More than 10000

Bridgehouse

Django Reinhardt 

Actual number of usable fingers - 6
Apparent number of fingers to the listener - 24

Bridgehouse

Rory Gallagher

Talent - 100
Ability to relic a strat - 100
Lack of true recognition for his playing today factor - 100
Planes he was prepared to fly in - 0

HAL9000

Status Quo

Average no of chords per song - 3
Average crowd size 6,548


Larry Coryell

Average no of chords per song - 6,548
Average crowd size - 3

LuttiS

Bridgehouse said:

springhead said:

Bob Marley

Tone - 60

Technique - 20

Coolness - 100

Sheriffs killed - 1

Deputies killed - 0

Women/Cry ratio - 1:1

Perfect covers by @CustomPedalBoards : 1

Caffeine_Vampire

This needs to be a real thing that we all play when we can’t play anymore. 

Bridgehouse

LuttiS said:

Bridgehouse said:

springhead said:

Bob Marley

Tone - 60

Technique - 20

Coolness - 100

Sheriffs killed - 1

Deputies killed - 0

Women/Cry ratio - 1:1

Perfect covers by @CustomPedalBoards : 1

@CustomPedalBoards ;

Ability to make his guitar sound like an organ - 100
Ability to make his “organ” sound like a guitar after drinking his own body weight in alcohol - 100

mudslide73

RMJ said:

Mick Taylor

Looking at Dan while playing - 100
SRV licks - 100
Knowledge of delay pedals - improving
Satisfaction with non vintage strats - 0

Unerupted wisdom teeth - 4

menamestom

Marty McFly

My review:-

Technical - 0
Guitar Choice - 0
Stagemanship - 0
Drug Use - 0
Fashion Sense - 0
Sound - 0
Listenability - 0

My kids review:-

Technical - 100
Guitar Choice - 100
Stagemanship - 100
Drug Use - 100
Fashion Sense - 100
Sound - 100
Listenability - 100