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GassageGassage Frets: 30921
And now I understand.



*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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    They need to shift Danish Pete and get him in at Andertons! 
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  • MLten80MLten80 Frets: 162
    edited January 2019
    omfg he does video?!?!?1

    I look forward to knowing the magic of top nut butchery & the secret of putting your tuners at a random angle

    long live mdphillips 
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    They need to shift Danish Pete and get him in at Andertons! 
    he doesnt have enough Bullshit for that.  Thank fuck
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30921
    "Dad...!"

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • MLten80MLten80 Frets: 162
    my cringeometer just imploded
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30921
    edited January 2019
    I'd recognise a genuine "Cleartone" anywhere.

    These are signature trade mark of his craftsmanship




    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • Gassage said:
    I'd recognise a genuine "Cleartone" anywhere.

    This is a signature trade mark of his craftsmanship


    more a set of dentures than a nut
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30921
    Gassage said:
    I'd recognise a genuine "Cleartone" anywhere.

    This is a signature trade mark of his craftsmanship


    more a set of dentures than a nut

    I cannot remember who posted it but the wittiest comment I have ever seen on this forum was

    "The fortification on that nut would defeat the entire might of Salladin's combined Armies...."

    I almost wet myself laughing.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • mbembe Frets: 1840
    Gassage said:
    I'd recognise a genuine "Cleartone" anywhere.

    These are signature trade mark of his craftsmanship




    Great to see someone putting Ken Dodd's old dentures to good use.
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  • StrangefanStrangefan Frets: 5844
    God! I wish you guys would leave him alone! Anyone who's doing something new and you all jump in putting them down, he is clearly a master craftsman and should be hailed as such.










    :D
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30290
    I was expecting someone with HUGE deformed hands but they don't look much bigger than Donald Trump's dainty little paws,
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30921
    Sassafras said:
    I was expecting someone with HUGE deformed hands but they don't look much bigger than Donald Trump's dainty little paws,
    Yes, but he makes those swept arpeggios seem effortless.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • This is fkin hilarious :)
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  • You have to admire his self confidence. There are a few like him on YouTube, one guy produces really long videos of himself messing about in his workshop, (garden shed). His specialty is “precision” fret levelling which is done with a truss rod with abrasive paper stuck to it, he then sets the action of the guitar ridiculously low. The last straw for me was when he described a 1970s Avon Les Paul guitar he was “restoring” as as a classic  vintage Instrument. Lots of subscribers though....
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  • grungebobgrungebob Frets: 3322
    I can forgive the nut work. I can forgive the bridge buthchery but I can not nay I will not forgive.... SOCKS with SANDALS!!!
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  • KalimnaKalimna Frets: 1540
    I think I've missed something - who is this chap?
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  • monofinmonofin Frets: 1118
    Sometimes there should be a warning in the thread title........ You never said there was singing!!
    How the hell do I now unhear it?
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  • CloudNineCloudNine Frets: 4261
    edited January 2019
    Presumably you have seen 'Night in Langney'. This is his defining performance imo, a man at the peak of his powers. 



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  • GassageGassage Frets: 30921
    edited January 2019
    Kalimna said:
    I think I've missed something - who is this chap?
    Somewhere there's a thread called "He's At It Again" - search and all will be revealed.

    It featured moments like him telling professional builders and techs on here that they didn't know what they were doing...

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  • KalimnaKalimna Frets: 1540
    Gotcha :)
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