You get less for Murder :o)

DLM

Snags said:

Congratulations! 

29 years together, 24 married this year for us. Plans for massive party next year thankfully cancelled due to the psychotic dog (good dog).

PSA @Snags If you feel like GAS, it might be opportune to mention to the missus what the Chicago Public Library suggest are appropriate presents for the 24th year married: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary

Sassafras

The irony is that if you did murder your wife you wouldn't be let off with  time served. You'd be made to repeat the whole ghastly sentence.

Snags

@DLM oh, good work.  Funnily enough I have a zero birthday this year, so there is the possibility of a small release of GAS. Just trying to work out what I actually want ...

Dominic

I've been married for 30 plus years ...........to a variety of different women 

Legionreturns

I only managed to stay married for 5 years. 

Only the last 1825 days were painful. Before that was bliss. 

rivercider

Congratulations!

My better half has endured me for just over 30 years now.
It’s frightening how quickly the decades seem to slip by.