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gringopig

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Funkfingers

That green thing reminds me of two different instruments. I cannot decide whether it is a kit or it is a cut and shut. (I suspect a scale length mismatch between the body and neck. Hence, the repositioned bridge.)

I shall leave ICBM and/or HarrySeven to correctly identify the bits.

gringopig

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maltingsaudio

Green one looks look like Hohners take on it https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hohner+jazzmaster&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=1mAOhrBRaK4BGM:   

With a new neck

rossi

offer him 50 quid

thermionic

4th photo clearly shows “Fender Jaguar” on the headstock. Maybe think before you accuse innocent sellers of fraud?

Funkfingers

thermionic said:

4th photo clearly shows “Fender Jaguar” on the headstock ...

... in "spaghetti" script. Duh!

Still trying decide whether the neck wood is roasted maple or some Asian relative of mahogany. The latter is highly suggestive of Kay/Satellite budget guitars from the Seventies.

grayn

Certainly is a shoddy piece of crap.
Surprised it wasn't posted on the 1st.

Philtre

thermionic said:

4th photo clearly shows “Fender Jaguar” on the headstock. Maybe think before you accuse innocent sellers of fraud?

Have you ever seen a Fender Jaguar with a back plate and three pickups?

Wait, I get it, you were joking, right?

gringopig

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Strangefan

Jesus christ  this place is getting worse with the snobbery,...... Maybe some of  you need  get out of the house once in a while, 

gringopig

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Philtre

"Well I be done seen about everything when I see a elephant fly! jaguar with 3 pickups and a backplate!"

prlgmnr

Strangefan said:

Jesus christ  this place is getting worse with the snobbery,...... Maybe some of  you need  get out of the house once in a while, 

Yeah what's next, people actually expecting something sold as one thing to actually be that thing? It's absolute nit-picking, petty, ridiculous madness if you ask me.

Teyeplayer

Looks like a Nova...
Gets coat and leaves.

Philtre

Strangefan said:

Jesus christ  this place is getting worse with the snobbery,...... Maybe some of  you need  get out of the house once in a while, 

Totally agree! A pox on this guitar shrubbery! I just "got out of the house" and ordered me a nice new Les Paul from AliExpress.

Dominic

It's perfectly legit..........it's just a Lawsuit one !

KrisGee

At least you can look at it as long as you want. I was in Chester zoo yesterday,
jaguars were supposed to be there. Well, one of them flashed his ass out of the bushes for
a split second and that was it. Gutted.

kt66

Chaguar 

prlgmnr

KrisGee said:

At least you can look at it as long as you want. I was in Chester zoo yesterday,
jaguars were supposed to be there. Well, one of them flashed his ass out of the bushes for
a split second and that was it. Gutted.

We sell straw to Chester zoo, did you notice any nice bales lying around?

And did you see the Rock Hyrax? It looks like someone who would be extremely irate if you sent him a low offer on any of his overpriced gear.

mbe

This thread should be titled Fretboard idiocy