Guitars you buy...

Kittyfrisk

Whitecat said:

No. Every single guitar I buy is "the best of the best" and "among the best I've ever played". They are all "tone monsters" and "incredibly versatile." They will all only be sold "very reluctantly."

Damn, you took the words right out of my mouth 

Jalapeno

A couple

Gibson LP Smartwood, baseball bat neck, that I failed to notice in the shoppe, very light, but totally neck heavy.

Fano Alt de Facto GF6 (Starcaster-a-like) - loved it, great sound, but back-breakingly heavy, even with a 4" strap.

clarkefan

Flying V.  Seriously wanted to love it but could not get on with the shape, and neck heaviness, and where the front strap button is.  
Very disappointing, lost an uncomfortable amount selling it and back to a Les Paul, never again.

Philly_Q

Too many to list.

Jalapeno said:

Gibson LP Smartwood, baseball bat neck, that I failed to notice in the shoppe, very light, but totally neck heavy.

I had one of those which was really good, but I sold it in a fit of pique about the gold hardware or something.  I bought another one - with a different "exotic" wood top - from eBay years later, but it wasn't as nice and the neck was thinner than my original one.  Sold it on quickly. 

jacklawtey

English Electronics Tonemaster. I paid £300 for it, I think they go for a grand or so now. Cool as you like but absolutely fucking honking. Sounded awful unless you were playing with fuzz constantly, never held tuning. Loved it, it was shite. 

Keefy

Whitecat said:

No. Every single guitar I buy is "the best of the best" and "among the best I've ever played". They are all "tone monsters" and "incredibly versatile." They will all only be sold "very reluctantly."

You forgot about the butter.

Kittyfrisk

Keefy said:

Whitecat said:

No. Every single guitar I buy is "the best of the best" and "among the best I've ever played". They are all "tone monsters" and "incredibly versatile." They will all only be sold "very reluctantly."

You forgot about the butter.

Last Tango in Paris style?