Health kick, I'm going vegan for the day

axisus

WiresDreamDisasters said:

thecolourbox said:

Is  Suzanne Vega 80% vegan?

It depends on the value of n.

(my first math joke, I'm quite happy with that!)

Best joke I've seen here in ages! Clever ...

HAL9000

octatonic said:

I wind my vegan friends up by saying I’m 90% vegan.
Apparently it is all or nothing with that lot, bloody fascists.

True, when I go to a normal (i.e. animals had to die) restaurant there's always a token vegan option. If I go to a vegan restaurant there never seems to be a token meat option.

From now on, when I visit vegan or vegetarian friends for dinner I'm going to make sure to tell them about my dietary requirements.

hollywoodrox

VimFuego said:

scrumhalf said:

thecolourbox said:

Is  Suzanne Vega 80% vegan?

I don't know, I'll have a luka.

Animals are vegetables, they grow on the ground.

curse you, I was trying to think if a Luka gag and couldn't. That's my gag. 

She opened a new 80% vegan eatery called Tom’s Diner

octatonic

hollywoodrox said:

VimFuego said:

scrumhalf said:

thecolourbox said:

Is  Suzanne Vega 80% vegan?

I don't know, I'll have a luka.

Animals are vegetables, they grow on the ground.

curse you, I was trying to think if a Luka gag and couldn't. That's my gag. 

She opened a new 80% vegan eatery called Tom’s Diner

Is that the one up of the second floor?