Optimistic Facebook Ad...

HarrySeven

Oh, dear...


“Immaculate Mexican Fender Stratocaster in fiesta red with all sorts of hot features. 

Torrefied 50s neck which needs to be felt to believe.

Upgraded vintage trem block heavier and more resonant that an ancient Chinese gong. 

Vintage noiseless pick ups which have the sweetest neck/middle sound I’ve ever heard. 

Schaller locking tuners, for ultimate stability. 

Fender strap locks for those times you have throw it round your neck.

Mostly this has overall ability to drop the panties off any woman at 500yards if put in the right hands! 

Grab yourself a Christmas steal! 

£600.”

King85

I don't think anyone would ever part with a guitar that good

guitars4you

HarrySeven said:

Upgraded vintage trem block heavier and more resonant that an ancient Chinese gong. 

That trem block must make it one hell of a heavy guitar, if the block alone weighs more than a gong

p90fool

That could cause chaos when busking outside Lidl, all those grannies tripping over their bloomers. 

tony99

I think you'll get it cheaper, offer £575

Kittyfrisk

Ooh, I think I may just have moistened my gusset 

gilby

Reason for sale ? Ive found that I have the wrong hands .....

professorben

HarrySeven said:

Oh, dear...


“Immaculate Mexican Fender Stratocaster in fiesta red with all sorts of hot features. 

Torrefied 50s neck which needs to be felt to believe.

Upgraded vintage trem block heavier and more resonant that an ancient Chinese gong. 

Vintage noiseless pick ups which have the sweetest neck/middle sound I’ve ever heard. 

Schaller locking tuners, for ultimate stability. 

Fender strap locks for those times you have throw it round your neck.

Mostly this has overall ability to drop the panties off any woman at 500yards if put in the right hands! 

Grab yourself a Christmas steal! 

£600.”

Is that the one that was listed as a Super Strat???

HarrySeven

professorben said:

HarrySeven said:

Oh, dear...


“Immaculate Mexican Fender Stratocaster in fiesta red with all sorts of hot features. 

Torrefied 50s neck which needs to be felt to believe.

Upgraded vintage trem block heavier and more resonant that an ancient Chinese gong. 

Vintage noiseless pick ups which have the sweetest neck/middle sound I’ve ever heard. 

Schaller locking tuners, for ultimate stability. 

Fender strap locks for those times you have throw it round your neck.

Mostly this has overall ability to drop the panties off any woman at 500yards if put in the right hands! 

Grab yourself a Christmas steal! 

£600.”

Is that the one that was listed as a Super Strat???

Yeah, that’s the one!

thecolourbox

The people of Walsall eh!

professorben

HarrySeven said:

professorben said:

HarrySeven said:

Oh, dear...


“Immaculate Mexican Fender Stratocaster in fiesta red with all sorts of hot features. 

Torrefied 50s neck which needs to be felt to believe.

Upgraded vintage trem block heavier and more resonant that an ancient Chinese gong. 

Vintage noiseless pick ups which have the sweetest neck/middle sound I’ve ever heard. 

Schaller locking tuners, for ultimate stability. 

Fender strap locks for those times you have throw it round your neck.

Mostly this has overall ability to drop the panties off any woman at 500yards if put in the right hands! 

Grab yourself a Christmas steal! 

£600.”

Is that the one that was listed as a Super Strat???

Yeah, that’s the one!

Yeah I saw that. 

Did make me larf. 

Funkfingers

thecolourbox said:

The people of Walsall, eh!

Any relation to People Of Walmart?