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'Ignorance wins' as UK Apostrophe Society shuts down

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RockerRocker Frets: 4982
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8794
    Shurely ‘Ignorance Win’s’
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • PhiltrePhiltre Frets: 4173
    I hate it when people misuse apostrophe's.
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  • And a great album from Frank.
    When logic and proportion
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9717
    edited December 2019
    A shame really as  they could have done some great collaborative work with the autocorrect society. Still I suppose its all very we'll with hindsight
    Please note my communication is not very good, so please be patient with me
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  • HeelHeel Frets: 271
    I think it’s quite sad, really. 
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11295
    Philtre said:
    I hate it when people mi's'u's'e apo's'trophe's.
    FTFY
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9663
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14426
    Human stupidity continues to be the most plentiful thing in the Universe. 
    You say, atom bomb. I say, tin of corned beef.
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  • SnapSnap Frets: 6264

    Why though, do seemingly intelligent people use apostrophes in plurals? I wish it didn't bother me, but it does. You see it a lot in this board too.

    Deary me.

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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14426
    Snap said:

    Why though, do seemingly intelligent people use apostrophes in plurals?

    Fear of missing out, perhaps? They see others doing it and soon conform to the practice.
    You say, atom bomb. I say, tin of corned beef.
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 31589
    Snap said:

    Why though, do seemingly intelligent people use apostrophes in plurals? I wish it didn't bother me, but it does. You see it a lot in this board too.

    Deary me.

    I occasionally have to stop myself doing this, just because ignorance HAS won. 
    Sometimes a simple plural like CDs starts to look weird without one. 

    There's a large, factory-made cardboard point-of-sale sign in our local Tesco advertising "mascara's", which is obviously clumsy and wrong, but the practice is so prevalent these days that I probably don't even notice most of them any more. 
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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14426
    The revised, paperback edition of the Lynne Truss book, "Eats, Shoots And Leaves", mentioned punctuation guerrillas, patrolling at night, correcting shop signs by adding or removing rogue apostrophes. Are they still active?
    You say, atom bomb. I say, tin of corned beef.
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9717
    edited December 2019
    Snap said:

    Why though, do seemingly intelligent people use apostrophes in plurals? I wish it didn't bother me, but it does. You see it a lot in this board too.

    Deary me.

    Those of us who only post via our phones, but whose near field eye sight is not the required potency to spot errors, may contribute to this

    Edit: ah you said intelligent. Sorry doesn't apply to me
    Please note my communication is not very good, so please be patient with me
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72336
    My local chippy
    Absolutely fine if it's run by Chip and Fishe.

    :)

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 18750
    I broke up up with apostrophes, I found them too possessive. 
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  • The trouble is smart phones, or more precisely the predictive text and poor eyesight. Sometimes punctuation is inserted automatically,  at times even a different word than which was intended. Often when quickly typing I don't check the text and then find it's not what I meant to type. OK laziness on my part to not proof read what I have written but you can make a mistake and the software (spelling and grammar thingy) saves it as correct.
    Not excusing myself or others but the screen on a PC is easier to spot mistakes. 
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  • p90foolp90fool Frets: 31589
    My local sandwich shop is called Fresh Fill's. If it was owned by someone called Phil I'd think it was rather a neat pun, but no, she's called Belinda. 
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  • BidleyBidley Frets: 2928
    I can put up with a million misused apostrophes before accepting something like "should of" or "would of". God that annoys the shit out of me.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28337
    It's a Catastrophe!
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