House on fire and you can only save one: Custom Shop 61 Tele or Custom Shop '61 SG....

Sarge

Neither, STAY INDOORS!

stonevibe

Last time this happened to me I grabbed my Japanese Strat, it was a real mess, but I did grab my favourite guitar.

tone1

Send the wife back in for the SG...

johnl

Definitely the SG. A tele looks a bit like someone made a guitar based solely on someone else's description of a guitar (and that person hadn't actually seen one either). An SG looks like a power chord made flesh. 

rlw

I'm checking that the insurance will cover both to allow a purchase of something altogether better.

rivercider

Ugh. Sophie’s Choice.

Musicwolf

The Tele.  The only use I have for an SG is as kindling to start a fire.

WiresDreamDisasters

octatonic said:

I'd use an SG to break down the door, even if it was unlocked.

It wouldn't work. Bloody toothpicks.

Nikc

der the tele sg's are yuk yuk yukky and thats why les refused to have his name on them. 

RandallFlagg

It would be a shame to leave either of these behind:

https://youtu.be/LtHz3UDiFSE

https://youtu.be/mu7WUku87Gw

ICBM

Well, if it was my house then it would be the Tele, since there would never be an SG of any sort in it.

But in reality it would be the '84 Aria RS Standard, since that's a much rarer and less replaceable guitar than any Telecaster.

Nunogilberto

The Tele. 

Especially if the SG had a Bigsby - in which case I'd launch it into the flames...

Schnozz

Les Paul

Philly_Q

I'd leave them both, make an insurance claim and buy something without a silly toothpick neck.