Gibson Custom Shop Abort Nacho ’59 Les Paul

stonevibe

Super lightweight Les Paul...

https://www.gearnews.com/gibson-debuts-abort-nacho-59-les-paul-series-of-7lb-tone-monsters/

danishbacon

Helium that has permeated old mahogany.....Gives it that nice airy tone.

SteveRobinson

What's the date again?

ICBM

Slovakian rosewood?

Pretty sure there aren't any tropical rainforests in Slovakia .

Happy April 1st .

brooom

They keep running into hidden stacks of amazing tonewood stored away in secret compartments and panic rooms all over their factories... it's surreal.

Dominic

It never ends ;
 "The secret stash " of mahogany that was "found" in the factory ......I would say they need to fire the Head of Inventory with immediate effect ...........what a load of marketing bullshit
I especially like the "Diamond key ring that will tell your friends how special you are " that comes in the goodie bag when you buy one.......the cheesiness of it........at that price I would rather they slipped a Rolex into the bag so everybody, not just my friends, could see how "special" I am or give me a £5k discount and I'll tell them how special I am for not being mugged .
Billy Gibbons "has bought 5 of them".........what ? just in case he grows another ten arms !
 I'm disappointed .......I was hoping that it would immediately make me look 20 years younger , elevate my playing to the standard of Robyn Forde and make my dick 3 inches longer........that's the only reason I'm not buying one .

stonevibe

Hint

 https://anagram-solver.net

fretfinder

Dateline today... 

Rift Amps and Ivison Guitars have done a couple of funnies on Facebook /Insta.

brooom

Boat anchor LP?

stonevibe

Spot the eagle...

Bennyboy-UK

Very good:)