Guitars hunting in their natural habitat

McToot

[Attenborough voice]

And here we have the common Jackson SLX in its natural environment. This aggressive, 9v-boosted beast, left unattended and fed by cheap 'Belgian' lager, will strike fear into the others living in the savannah man cave . Here we see it, perfectly camouflaged, stalking the herd. 

Without the intervention of its handler and being plugged into a smoking hot Marshall it will punch the placid Telecaster's lights out before  trying to mate with Daphne, the Unspotted Blue Charvel. Then it will puke on the PRS before falling asleep. Only the 'Gibson Jnr will be spared because it is junior and not really a Gibson. 



Yes. This lock-down is beginning to bore the f*ck out of me...

Soz. 

Sassafras

Drink enough Stella Artois and you can break up the monotony with a bit of wife beating.

skullfunkerry

Nice SLX! What are the pickups, 81/60?

McToot

Sassafras said:

Drink enough Stella Artois and you can break up the monotony with a bit of wife beating.

skullfunkerry said:

Nice SLX! What are the pickups, 81/60?

@Sassafras - you aint seen Lady Mctoot. Anthony Joshua would get a sick note from his mum. 

@skullfunkerry ; - erm, you know I have no idea. I guess so, but it is the only guitar I have that needs batteries so I really don't know. Love it though. Brings out the hair metal yobbo in me, which is funny becaus of the rate that I'm losong my barnet. 

McToot

BTW - Lady McToot let me buy the Jackson because it matched the sofa. 

Let that be a lesson and look for sunburst sofas, if that's your bag.