Proof I'm not lacist

Drew_TNBD

Here is me and my father-in-law. Eating sick together.

Drew_TNBD

And here is my wife looking a bit like a Japanese Ann Robinson.

johnnyurq

A poof and wearing lace you say!

Was the sick, well sick or did it suck being sick and all.

Drew_TNBD

The sick was the sickness. And I was proper down with it.

Oo. Ahh. Ahh. Ahhh. AHHH.

johnnyurq

That used to be my wake up song in the workshop, proper blows the cobwebs away.

Especially if you adopt a monkey type stance and sing along with exaggerated monkey type noises. 

No, only me then.

Unless wifey hates the Welsh and Gingers she has nowt in common with Ann Robinson at all. Of which you will be very gratefull, well bar AR's huge wads of cash.

Drew_TNBD

She's doing a weird thing with her mouth. It reminds me of Annie when she'd say goodbye at the end of Weakest Link.

monquixote

That looks like some tasty sick.

breakstuff

/\ That's no way to talk about Ann Robinson.
She's not that bad.

Drew_TNBD

monquixote said:

That looks like some tasty sick.

Mate, you've no idea! It was heaven. Tell you what... food in Japan... they've got the same shite we've got... but it's just tastier, and healthier. Dem old peoples knows how to cook!

johnnyurq

Drew_fx said:

She's doing a weird thing with her mouth. It reminds me of Annie when she'd say goodbye at the end of Weakest Link.

Maybe she is subconsciously indicating that you are in fact the weakest/missing link. 

Drew_TNBD

She's the one lying right next to me at the moment snorting every 20 minutes. Her nose is a fail. I'm tempted to pluck her armpit hair whilst she is asleep, but I guess that is a bit creepy.

johnnyurq

Oversharing!

Nah she will love you all the more for your jolly japes and banter, maybe.

But watch revenge may ensue and womenz is way more wicked in the retribution stakes IME. 

Drew_TNBD

She keeps threatening to blort out a child, that's the only vengeance she could really enact. I don't particularly need my balls, or my cock, and she knows if she harms my guitars she's out the window and landing on a fence spike.

We're in love, really.

johnnyurq

Yes that is a dilly of a pickle and no mistake.

But tell her how would you masturbate with no gentleman's vegetables, I mean sex is all very well but never as good as the real thing.

Kill her broodiness by taking a shot of the brattiest badly behaved child, preferably when it has the runs and re-enacting the dirty protests by the IRA dudes.

If that doesn't scunner her from having a rugrat for at least a couple of decades then nothing will and if not you are doomed me laddo.

Seriously though it is a bad thing and no partner should be able to dictate when if the other is not ready or in fact never ready. Good luck dude.

57Deluxe

nor me - I love a bit of lace n shit...

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octatonic

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ROOG

johnnyurq said:

Yes that is a dilly of a pickle and no mistake.

But tell her how would you masturbate with no gentleman's vegetables, I mean sex is all very well but never as good as the real thing.

Kill her broodiness by taking a shot of the brattiest badly behaved child, preferably when it has the runs and re-enacting the dirty protests by the IRA dudes.

If that doesn't scunner her from having a rugrat for at least a couple of decades then nothing will and if not you are doomed me laddo.

Seriously though it is a bad thing and no partner should be able to dictate when if the other is not ready or in fact never ready. Good luck dude.

Or arrange to visit one of the Primary schools in your area, to witness the antics of the 'little people' that should put most people off.

octatonic

ROOG said:

johnnyurq said:

Yes that is a dilly of a pickle and no mistake.

But tell her how would you masturbate with no gentleman's vegetables, I mean sex is all very well but never as good as the real thing.

Kill her broodiness by taking a shot of the brattiest badly behaved child, preferably when it has the runs and re-enacting the dirty protests by the IRA dudes.

If that doesn't scunner her from having a rugrat for at least a couple of decades then nothing will and if not you are doomed me laddo.

Seriously though it is a bad thing and no partner should be able to dictate when if the other is not ready or in fact never ready. Good luck dude.

Or arrange to visit one of the Primary schools in your area, to witness the antics of the 'little people' that should put most people off.

Drew isn't allowed within 100m of any school in the nation.

CabbageCat

Drew_fx said:

And here is my wife looking a bit like a Japanese Ann Robinson.

Did you have a blueberry sour?

I'm not actually interested - I'm just showing off that I can read the sign.

randomhandclaps

Drew_fx said:

And here is my wife looking a bit like a Japanese Ann Robinson.

So would that make her catchphrase "You are the weakest link.  You bring great dishonour on your family.  Now you kill yourself!", followed by a post-stroke wink?

randomhandclaps

Drew_fx said:

Here is me and my father-in-law. Eating sick together.

No wonder you look nervous, look how fast his hands can move.