When the love affair is over

dazzajl

That sad sad day when you finally have to accept the magic is gone. You still find that guitar as attractive as you ever did but when you hold it in your arms, there’s something missing now. That love and the tender bond you had has faded away and you know deep down it belongs in another players arms now. 

*sobs quietly*

Lesgrandepotato

Before another man caresses her neck, fingers her gently and slips one in, in a darkened room before bringing her to a crescendo?

JerkMoans

dazzajl said:

That sad sad day when you finally have to accept the magic is gone. You still find that guitar as attractive as you ever did but when you hold it in your arms, there’s something missing now. That love and the tender bond you had has faded away and you know deep down it belongs in another players arms now. 

*sobs quietly*

So about 48 hours after collection?

JerkMoans

Lesgrandepotato said:

Before another man caresses her neck, fingers her gently and slips one in, in a darkened room before bringing her to a crescendo?

You are Swiss Toni and I claim £5.

scrumhalf

Sounds like an opportunity for Guitagra, viagra for guitarists. 

dazzajl

JerkMoans said:

dazzajl said:

That sad sad day when you finally have to accept the magic is gone. You still find that guitar as attractive as you ever did but when you hold it in your arms, there’s something missing now. That love and the tender bond you had has faded away and you know deep down it belongs in another players arms now. 

*sobs quietly*

So about 48 hours after collection?

On occasion

JerkMoans

dazzajl said:

JerkMoans said:

dazzajl said:

That sad sad day when you finally have to accept the magic is gone. You still find that guitar as attractive as you ever did but when you hold it in your arms, there’s something missing now. That love and the tender bond you had has faded away and you know deep down it belongs in another players arms now. 

*sobs quietly*

So about 48 hours after collection?

On occasion

Same place for lunch? Noon on Wednesday?  

57Deluxe

Nope - I just play one of the other 12 for a while....

prowla

A Neverlasting Love?

hollywoodrox

My charvels ,yet I loved them all and would still buy another 

Keefy

Having sampled most of Darren’s collection last week (trying to keep it clean here) I’m struggling to guess which one is being alluded to.

axisus

Great. Another thread about the wife ....

dazzajl

axisus said:

Great. Another thread about the wife ....

That particular out of control bin fire, train wreck thread would have been closed many many years ago. Only room in my life for peace and love now.

Voxman

dazzajl said:

That sad sad day when you finally have to accept the magic is gone. You still find that guitar as attractive as you ever did but when you hold it in your arms, there’s something missing now. That love and the tender bond you had has faded away and you know deep down it belongs in another players arms now. 

*sobs quietly*

Just give it a good set up, a polish, buff the frets, put a new set of strings on and you'll be fine...the magic will come back. 

stonevibe

Paging @DrCornelius...

dazzajl

stonevibe said:

Paging @DrCornelius...

Where do you think I got it in the first place??

TeleMaster

Just sold a Tele that I love to pay for something else. Maybe one day I’ll get it back....

munckee

TeleMaster said:

Just sold a Tele that I love to pay for something else. Maybe one day I’ll get it back....

I find the hobby of guitar collecting is much more tense and exciting if you only have a few so you have the pain of loss with the ecstasy of something new.

A bit like nipple clamps and gimp masks.

grappagreen

Feel your pain.... if it's a Music Man pm me

PolarityMan

munckee said:

A bit like nipple clamps and gimp masks.

You start out with one set, then quite legitimately you realise you need to have  a backup and of course a dedicated set fro drop-B and....

JerkMoans

PolarityMan said:

munckee said:

A bit like nipple clamps and gimp masks.

You start out with one set, then quite legitimately you realise you need to have  a backup and of course a dedicated set fro drop-B and....

...a ball gag?