I don't know much about art...

Sporky

...which hopefully excuses having put this on the living room wall. It's so sparkly!



And yes, I spent a lot of hours putting all the little sparkles onto it. Isn't it lovely?

Nitefly

Lama glama? 

Sporky

It's called "Rainbow Smiles", which I'm pretty sure was my stripper name years ago.

Philly_Q

You may not know much about art, but you're very good at creating those AI images.  This one is... different, but well done handling all that UHU or Bostik.  What's the background, painted cloth?

Sporky

It's canvassy. It's pre-stickied, and then you use a little pen thing with wax on the end to pick up the teeny dots and stick them where the letters are. Like paint by numbers but classy. 

I rather enjoyed it, but this was the best picture by some considerable margin, which probably gives you an idea of how awful most of them are. Lots of badly drawn kittens and so on.

mrkb

Is it a tribute to @Fiftyshadesofjay ; ? 

Kittyfrisk

Llajazzled?

stickyfiddle

Honestly I don’t particularly want it in my own house but I do rather like it  

Emp_Fab

https://www.LSDHelpline.com

Sporky

You can't have it in your house, it's mine. And at my hourly rate you could get yourself another Gibson instead. OK, an Epiphone. But a nice one. 

I was a bit surprised I was allowed it in my house, to be fair.

jonnyburgo

Camp as a row of tents, but I like it.

ThePrettyDamned

That's amazing. I love the eyelashes especially  

Cranky

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I like it.

stickyfiddle

Sporky said:

You can't have it in your house, it's mine. And at my hourly rate you could get yourself another Gibson instead. OK, an Epiphone. But a nice one. 

I was a bit surprised I was allowed it in my house, to be fair.

To be fair I'm not professing any particular sort of taste. We mostly have abstract splodges on the walls here

Dominic

Can I come round and do a spiteful Brian Sewell impersonation ?

boogieman

Well that’s certainly different. 

Which I imagine is the whole point. 

Kittyfrisk

Dominic said:

Can I come round and do a spiteful Brian Sewell impersonation ?

Was there ever a Brian Sewell review that wasn't? 

Nitefly

It IS a llama, isn't it?  And it's very glamorous. 

Its Latin name is lama glama, hence my comment above, which I thought was quite a clever pun on llama glamour 

Never mind.

Sporky

I don't know much about llamas either! 

jdgm

I bet the eyes follow you around the room.

Now you need paisley wallpaper.......

Dominic

Kittyfrisk said:

Dominic said:

Can I come round and do a spiteful Brian Sewell impersonation ?

Was there ever a Brian Sewell review that wasn't? 

Exactly