Friday humour

EricTheWeary

paulnb57 said:

Chalky said:

hootsmon said:

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

No!

I've no idea if that helps. 

Sporky

I thought it was just the evident joy in riding one's tricycle repeatedly through a puddle. And then heading off to do it again with a different puddle.

BigBearKris

Sporky said:

I thought it was just the evident joy in riding one's tricycle repeatedly through a puddle. And then heading off to do it again with a different puddle.

This.

Fretwired

FelineGuitars

Fretwired

hootsmon said:

Genius ... very funny .. :-)

axisus

quarky

EricTheWeary said:

paulnb57 said:

Chalky said:

hootsmon said:

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

No!

I've no idea if that helps. 

I thought it was an old woman on a mobility scooter acting like a child. But it is a child...

axisus

quarky said:

EricTheWeary said:

paulnb57 said:

Chalky said:

hootsmon said:

Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

No!

I've no idea if that helps. 

I thought it was an old woman on a mobility scooter acting like a child. But it is a child...

What gave it away? was it the child on a tricycle?

Fretwired

Fretwired

axisus

The inventor of archery:

Man, I sure want to stab that guy over there.

Shrews

Emp_Fab

Fretwired said:

joeyowen

From Facebook:

"This is on the official release notes of Line 6's HX Edit. This is hilarious."

Snags

^^

My old man used to run management/teamwork training courses that would often start with a paper-based exercise.

Instructions, clearly stated verbally and in writing, were to read all of the questions before beginning to answer.  It all starts off fairly normal, then starts having increasingly stupid things like:

1:   Write your name at the top of the answer sheet
2:  What is 3x2?
3:  Which is the odd one out ...
...
27: Shout your your name
28: Snap your pencil in half
29: Run around the room three times, then finish by standing on your desk
30: Ignore all of the instructions after (1)

At least 50% of delegates would make utter arses of themselves.

Hootsmon

Kitty....there is someone at the door for you

axisus

Fretwired

A warning to you all, be very careful about drink driving especially as we approach the festive season.

Tonight I went out for a few drinks and I had a few too many beers. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car in the pub car park and took a bus home. On the way I saw the Police with a driver pulled over having a breath test.

I was so glad I was in a bus and I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from.

Merry Christmas.

Don’t drink and drive, folks!

DesVegas

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