Friday humour

Fretwired · December 2016

I'm only an hour into my semaphore course and I'm already starting to flag.

Fretwired · December 2016

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Gassage · December 2016

Boyfriend wanted.

Must have own pub.

Apply with Inn.

Hootsmon · December 2016

Gassage said:

Boyfriend wanted.

Must have KY and own pubes.

Apply twice daily

sorted

Gassage · December 2016

hootsmon said:

Gassage said:

Boyfriend wanted.

Must have KY and own pubes.

Apply twice daily

sorted

I love subtle wordsmithery.

Gassage · December 2016

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

Hootsmon · December 2016

Hootsmon · December 2016

Hootsmon · December 2016

HAL9000 · December 2016

What do you call those people who follow musicians about and want to hang with them after gigs?

Drummers!

(drum roll, cymbal!)

Sorry, I know its old but I couldn't resist.

What do you do if you see a chav limping?

Reload!