Friday humour

EricTheWeary

Where do they hold barber funerals?

At the brylcreematorium.

Fretwired

frank1985

https://s22.postimg.org/jkvdvbp69/Train_complaint.jpg

quarky

vale

https://s15.postimg.org/itecu2m17/brexit_ditch.jpg

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Fretwired

Fretwired

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

rawk100

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn100/rawk100/435866B7-85AA-4519-B079-54FB4842A726_zps9mkcphff.jpg

axisus

My wife asked me if she should slip into something to make me happy.................I suggested a coma

axisus

Whats the difference between a rhino and a zippo?

Ones really heavy and the other is a little lighter 

axisus

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than me.I know some of the other neighbours are doing it too. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect Bob. Thats wifi, not wife. Soz lol' 

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

Hootsmon

quarky

Someone had their tyres slashed.