Friday humour

Fretwired

Hootsmon

snakemanStoo

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=832741100267404&set=a.195327884008732.1073741829.100005945640082&type=3

Fretwired

Fretwired

Chris777

Q, how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?, A=20, 1 to change the bulb, and the other 19 to say they could have done it better.

JerkMoans

Puts me in mind of the time I saw David Bowie.  Licking his anus while watching animé.

Like some cat from Japan.

mart

Chris777 said:

Q, how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?, A=440, 1 to change the bulb, 19 to say they could have done it better, and another 420 to say that it doesn't sound as good as the original bulb.

FTFY

proggy

Q, How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb?

A, The correct term is 'replace' actually.

Phil_aka_Pip

Q, How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A, None. Light bulbs are hardware, the s/w engs won't touch them.

Fretwired

Fretwired

rawk100

https://i.imgur.com/V0Ki8lx.png

Hootsmon

JerkMoans

Eileen never forgave Dexy’s Midnight Runners for taking her to the bukkake party.

HAL9000

Interviewer: What do you consider to be your worst quality?

Interviewee: My honesty.

Interviewer: I think honesty is a good quality.

Interviewee: No-one gives a fuck what you think.

snakemanStoo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZcdCFoXUAAzV75.jpg

Fretwired

I once ate horse in France, never again it gave me the trots ..

JerkMoans

Fretwired said:

I once ate horse in France, never again it gave me the trots ..

Horses for courses.

Fretwired

The pedal every guitarist needs ..