Wow people on here are great!!

speshul91

^bung it on ya drive in the box ya new one comes in all taped up nice someone will have it away (I'd shit in the drum too but I'm a c**t)

randomhandclaps

Round here there's a place called New Addington that is so fucking posh that everyone seems to have a spare washing machine and fridge freezer in their front garden.  Show offs.

Sambostar

I went into Nisa yesterday. First thing I noticed was a year old Range Rover badly (Posh) parked right out in the bottleneck of the car park, where people turn in off the road, effectively making the bottleneck single track only and causing chaos.

Then, inside the store, next thing I noticed was some very posh 16 year old checking me out, then I went down another aisle and then some very posh early 50 something was checking me out too.  Seriously both had jaws hitting the floor.  What was that about.  Then I went back down another aisle and back again past both of them and that was awkward.  Damn.

I reckon it's the cheekbones.

I went home and had a wank.  Obviously, the reality is far too threatening to deal with.

chillidoggy

Maybe your tool was hanging out?

Sambostar

Really?  I didn't really go home and knock one out, that is just sad.

Thinking about it, yeah, might have been.

randomhandclaps

Sambostar said:

Then, inside the store, next thing I noticed was some very posh 16 year old checking me out, then I went down another aisle and then some very posh early 50 something was checking me out too.  Seriously both had jaws hitting the floor.  What was that about.  Then I went back down another aisle and back again past both of them and that was awkward.  Damn.

I've said it before - Posh blokes are filth and will literally fuck anything at any age.