Penis transplant

Hootsmon

says here that the op has been tried before but  "the penis was rejected"

I can sympathise with this..... mine has been rejected many times too

here ya go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219

thisisguitar

At least there's hope for you then

Flink_Poyd

Go for it, wishing you all the best for your knob swap, love from me and the family

Garthy

Did they ask him if he wants to be a grower or a shower?

jd0272

.........I wonder if one can pay for 'upgrades'...............   

richardhomer

I pity anyone who gets mine when I'm gone....

chillidoggy

Somehow I think the donor process is likely to be subject to more scrutiny by the recipient than a heart transplant. I mean, a heart's a heart, right? But a knob, well that's a totally different matter.

Sassafras

What the hell did they try and circumcise him with, a lawnmower?

richardhomer

Is this procedure known as a 'Graftacocktomy' or a 'Strapadicktomy'?

axisus

Apparently a botched circumcision Job left him with just 1cm. Bloody hell, was it a blind man with a pair of shears??? Anyone planning getting circumcised? Not sure I'd want it after reading that

axisus

"The penis was rejected". He woke up and said "nah, take it off, I want a bigger one"

breakstuff

What they're not telling us is that they transplanted it to his forehead.

All rather unfortunate really.

Hootsmon

Hmmm,I wonder if he gets tae choose the colour?

"does this cum in beige?"

Flink_Poyd

Imagine if the donor was a white south African and he was black or vice versa, make for an interesting show and tell.

d8m

Hope they put it on the right way up.

Hootsmon

*recipients manic cry just before sex*

"it's ALIVE!"

*at the same time, somewhere underground/ sandy grave in South Africa*

"Mmmm,baby...."

hugbot

Why would you stop at just getting one?

holnrew

But imagine having a dead man's cock... Looking down and knowing it belonged to another person. It's kind of alien.

If a virgin gets a penis that's had sex, is he no longer a virgin?

randomhandclaps

We've had penis transplants in this country for years, it's just we call them general elections.

thisisguitar

@Garthy - Shower?

http://www.factualopinion.com/.a/6a00d83455e40a69e20120a4c7fcbe970b-pi

Hootsmon

havin' a quiet wee tug tae oneself must take a bit of concentration......"I'm not touchin' another man's cock...I'm not, I'm not.."