Penis transplant

Hootsmon

randomhandclaps said:

We've had penis transplants in this country for years, it's just we call them general erections.

sorted

beed84

axisus said:

Apparently a botched circumcision Job left him with just 1cm. Bloody hell, was it a blind man with a pair of shears??? 

Nope, the local butcher on auto pilot.

jd0272

I wonder if it's Halal, like much things these days?

jd0272

God, now I'm all hungry thinking about me trip to the Lebanese tomorrow for lunch/dinner/total pig out.

suspiciousminds

The whole thought of this just gives me the willies.

beed84

jd0272 said:

God, now I'm all hungry thinking about me trip to the Lebanese tomorrow for lunch/dinner/total pig out.

If something grows in your mouth while you're eating, then you might want to spit it out.  Bon appetit. 

jd0272

beed84;558742" said:

jd0272 said:

God, now I'm all hungry thinking about me trip to the Lebanese tomorrow for lunch/dinner/total pig out.

If something grows in your mouth while you're eating, then you might want to spit it out.  Bon appetit. 

If something grows in my mouth when I'm eating and I haven't ordered it, that's a bonus! Freebie.

ToneControl

ritual circumcision is an awful practice

Sassafras

ToneControl said:

ritual circumcision is an awful practice

Whoever performed that circumcision obviously hadn't had enough practice.

beed84

jd0272;558766" said:

beed84;558742" said:

jd0272 said:

God, now I'm all hungry thinking about me trip to the Lebanese tomorrow for lunch/dinner/total pig out.

If something grows in your mouth while you're eating, then you might want to spit it out.  Bon appetit. 

If something grows in my mouth when I'm eating and I haven't ordered it, that's a bonus! Freebie.

Even if it's the waiter?

jd0272

beed84;558860" said:

jd0272;558766" said:

[quote="beed84;558742"]jd0272 said:

God, now I'm all hungry thinking about me trip to the Lebanese tomorrow for lunch/dinner/total pig out.

If something grows in your mouth while you're eating, then you might want to spit it out.  Bon appetit. 

If something grows in my mouth when I'm eating and I haven't ordered it, that's a bonus! Freebie.

Even if it's the waiter?[/quote]



As long as he's washed, and placed an envelope full of paper Queen's heads on the table.

One has to embrace diversity these days.